Character Madness

[Alexandria Perret]

Me: *plots run through head*
Liv: Dear God she's doing it again.
Lily: I kissed Remus! And he kissed me back!
Tristain: Again, I repeat, you do realize that he's about to reject you?
Lily: *glares* Shut up Tristain >.>
Liv: Hush you two. Look, she's doing it again. She has MORE characters in her head. Two, maybe even three.
Lil,T,&Liv: *looks at Sam*
Me: ... I'll only make two of them max...
Lil: You know the logical solution would be to delete a few of the others if you insist on making more.
Liv: For example, Tristain. We could do without him.
Tristain: Excuse me, but I've had more posting then any of you this year!
Liv: Not important. We don't need any loser guys in here.
Lily: What about Cooper?
Liv: He doesn't count. Because he's not a jerk and acts more like a girl anyways.
Lily: True.
Tristain: *smirks* You girls don't need any guys to have some fun? Well I'm certainly not about to miss THAT.
Liv: In your dreams Hayden.
Tristain: Yes actually.
Girls: *glare at Tristain*
Me: Trist Dear, you're a bit out numbered.
Trist:... Subject change! I'd say you should delete Liv, but I guess she still has to have drunken sex with Alex and almost get pregnant. Something her mother would approve of-
Liv: THAT'S IT! *chases Tristain out of the room*
Me: *shakes head* Children. *contemplates new characters*
Ang: *points* Tom likes cookies. I should give them some.
Lily: Make sure you remember you're feeding about 13 guys, and Phoebe.
Jenny: Who eats like a guy. *goes back to daydreaming*
Ang: Oh I have plenty. I'll make some more anyways though!
Liv: *walks in w/ satisfied smirk* Took care of that problem.
Others:...
Liv: Anyways, the idea of a bunch of 'manly men' sitting around eating cookies is kind of amusing. Especially the Slytherins.
Lily: *laughs* I agree. Kind of makes them seem like pansies.
Liv: Well make sure you put some of on the plate for Alex. He is a pansy after all.
Ang: *hands large platter of cookies through the window to Penny's room* Here you go boys. *goes back to baking*
Lily: You realize you're only using 5 of your characters here Sam? Don't you think that means something?
Me: .... probably. Three of them are due to real life problems and a baby. I should delete the other two. I hate deleting characters though... except for Mark. I enjoyed deleting him.
Lexy: *pops in* Do you realize you're posting this as me AGAIN, and you've yet to say something for me?
Me:... right. Sorry about that. I'll talk to Ellen later maybe. *goes back to new character plotting*

[London Kale]

Remus:So...Maybe kissing Lily wasn't the greatest idea...
Me:Yep, you're going to feel James' wrath when Penny gets on again.
London:So, I think I might be calm about getting together with Guilhem.
Me:Really...that was quick...When I told you that you were going to die it took you months to get over...
Remus:Speaking of dying. Antonin Dolohov better regret KILLING me!!!
Ryne:I'm sure he does...maybe
London:He can talk...
Me:He didn't trip...
Ryne:That's righ-*trips*
Remus:You said too much too soon...
Me:Yeah..I have a problem with doing that.
Kaylen:Hey guys!
All but me:*stares*
Kaylen:What?
All:Who are you?
Me:Oh, I get infected with the new character bug XD
All:ooohhhhh. Welcome
Ryne:*falls*
London:We're going to be best friends!
Remus:Want to be study buddies?

[Esme Allejandro]

*All characters staring around at new people on the site*
Me: Don't worry, I have an inbred immunity to the new-character bug.
Gloria: You do realize that I was created because you wanted to get into Julian's PB's pants.
Adele: Me too, actually.
Me: ...Penny is a bad influence on me! And I'm not allowed to make a girl for her new character, you know.
Gloria: And that's...why.
me: *points at Skele-Esme sitting in corner, munching on Cheetoes*
*all characters gain a knowing expression*
Adele: so you're not allowed to be Antonin's fatally-diseased, sweetheart of a girlfriend because you're already involved in the most epically angsty couples ever created on this site?
Me: ...mmmmyep.
Ted: *piping up from the other room* You know, I think you have an addiction to epic couples or something. I mean, you have me and Andy...
Esme: Skylar and I...
Gloria: And Julian and I are starting to get there.
Ro *also from another room*: And Bella and I end up being the Dark Lord's most valued followers!
Me: *tilts head and thinks* Oh dear.
Adele: does that mean I'm the only one with a normal relationship in here?
Me: Well, you don't really qualify as normal. You and Ben have such delicious tension!
Ro: *flinches at the word delicious*
All females: *completely ignore Ro*
Ted: You're off your game, mate.
*long pause*
Me: HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE RELATED. I'M GOING TO HAVE MY OWN LITTLE INTERNAL FAMILY.
Gloria: You know, I think you should have one more guy in here. Ya know...even everything out. Maybe a Gryffindor.
Me: You, ma'am, don't need any more testosterone in your life. I mean, you have a bloody harem.
Gloria: I do NOT!
Me: Julian, Gair, Alistair, Ben, Carwyn...
Adele: Ben?
Gloria: Oh, chill out ice princess, he just took me to a ball because I knew how to waltz.
Adele: WHAT.
Me: *Gently pushes them into separate room*
Ted: *ambles in* So...
Me: NO I AM NOT MAKING ANOTHER BLOODY CHARACTER LEAVE ME ALONE.

[Skylar Mc'Gaven]

Rin: I have a problem!
Sage: Really? You're just figuring this out?
Rin: Yes, I- *blinks* What's that supposed to mean?
Sage: ...Nothing. *goes back to his Quidditch magazine*
Rin: *stares for a moment, then shakes her head* Anyway! I have a problem!
Me: *watching her pizza in her new pizza oven* You don't say...
Rin: Yes, I DO say!
Me: Well, care to enlighten me, or shall you just stand there screaming at me for a while?
Rin: *opens her mouth, then closes it*
Me: Hm.
Cyan: Heeeeey! When are you going to post with me again? I need friends...
Me: You need a relationship map too, and you don't see me hopping on that yet, do you?
Cyan: So lazy....
Me: Indeed...
Rin: Anyhow! My problem!
Me: I told you to tell me already.
Rin: Yes, well...I need Rylie and Ramone around!
Me: *pauses, leans up* What?
Rin: Rylie and Ramone! I feel empty headed without the other two halves of my brain!
Sage: *coughs*
Me: Don't say a word.
Sage: Wasn't going to.
Rin: Well?!
Me: I hate to break it to you, Rin, but I'm not creating Rylie and Ramone. I'm not playing all three triplets. I won't even recreate Ilia for Isabella's other brain-half-ness.
Rin: *stares, then frowns* Ugh!
Me: Yes, you need the drama your brothers come hand-in-hand with, but I'm not doin' it, and you can't make me.
Rin: *huffs, then goes to sit in a chair and sulk/pout*
Me: *shakes her head*
Sage: So...I need a girlfriend.
Me: Oi, not this again. I- *blinks, looks around* ...I'm surrounded by Hufflepuffs.
Cali: *nods without looking up from her coloring book*
Me: Where the hell is everyone else?
Cyan: *shrugs* No idea.
Me: ...That's far too suspicious for it's own good. Especially since I'm logged in on Skylar's account, and even HE is missing. Both of him.
Cali: Maybe the 'Puffiness is taking over your brain?
Me: Oh Gods...I hope not.
Sage: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: I'm a Gryffindor! That's what it means. I do that whole reckless endangerment thing for a good time. I'm not friendly enough to be a Hufflepuff!
Rin: Ha.
Me: ...My pizza is done, and you guys are bothering me. *wanders off*
Sage: Gryffindor indeed.
Cyan: Poor thing....
Rin: Pointless! This whole thing was pointless!
Boys: Agreed.

[Lan Dawkins]

Matilda: *sings* Loo, loo, loo, I've got some apples. Loo, loo, loo, you've got some too.
Me: Matilda, you're not Butters.
Sirius: But she's adorable like Butters. Or bunnies.
Matt: Dude, you like bunnies?
Sirius: No.... but if I did they would be like Matilda.
Lan: *raises eyebrow*
Liesl: *stretches*
Matilda: *lunges at Liesl* LIESL! We're in the same house and year! We can be bestest!
Liesl: Um, Tildy. We are bestest.
Andy: What did they say?
Deirdre: It's Hufflepuff lingo. Don't try to understand.
Matilda: *looks at Deirdre* AW! You're like a little fairy person. *hugs Deirdre*
Deirdre: *blinks*
Andy: Hah.
Sirius: So, Andy. Do I need to beat up Lestrange, since Ted's too level-headed...
Andy: And to responsible, smart, deep
Sirius: Okay, stop. I get the idea. Ted's more mature than me. So does that mean I get to beat him up?
Deirdre: YES!
Andy: No.
Deirdre and Sirius: WHY!
Andy: Because he doesn't deserve the attention.
Me: *pokes head in* Hah. I got so caught up with you guys I forgot to say something.
Lan: *mutters* I liked it better that way.
Matilda: *points at Lan* Be nice.
Me: Yeah!
Matt: So... a lot going on here lately on the site. New characters, new plots. Still no posting for me.
Lan: Shut up, Matt. I don't even have a plot yet.
Me: You will though! *hugs Lan* I could never forget my second ever character!
Lan: *sarcastic* You don't know how much better that makes me feel.
Poppy: *walks in* And without my medicine too.
Matt: *warily eyes Poppy* No sickness here. We're all healthy.
Poppy: Mhm. I might just give you some anyway, Mr. Brookes.
Matt: *backs up*
Matilda: Can I!
Matt: Matilda!
Matilda: Sorry! It just looked like so much fun. Your tie's crooked *fixes*
Matt: Thanks.... I guess.
Andy: Oh, Poppy. I need some stuff to help with morning sickness, since I believe I will be getting that soon.
Me: How did you know about that!?
Andy: You told me? You tell me everything, I'm like. Your favorite character.
All other characters: *gasp*
Sirius: I.... I. This is so startling! I am so startled!
Matt: Dude. You sound gay.
Sirius: *death glare at Matt*
Matt: Or very very manly.
Lan: No... gay.
Sirius: *prepares to attack*
Lan: You wanna attack me, pretty boy?
Sirius: *pauses* Nah. I might scratch my face.
Me: And it's such a pretty face.
Andy: Psh.
Liesl: I haven't gotten enough words in.
Lan: That's unusual.
Liesl: *headslap Lan*
Lan: Ow.
Me: Okay, Liesl. Say a few words, because this CM has gone on long enough.
Liesl: Okay! HEY JUDE! DON'T MAKE IT BAD!
Lan: She said talk, not sing.
Liesl: Oh, sorry. Um... I can't think when I'm put on the spot like this.
Matilda: Then you can help me reorganize the bookshelf!
Me: And clean my room.
Matilda: Yea... hey. You clean your own room.
Me: Man, almost worked.
Andy: I think we should go now.
Matt: As tragic as that is.
Sirius: Because you can't see my face anymore.
Lan: It's tragic for Sirius because I'm going to kick his little....
Me: Anyway...
Deirdre: Good night people.
Matilda: Do a fairy thing!
Deirdre: I'M A DRYAD!
Me: Night, guys.

[Antonin Dolohov]

Me: Wow, I'm here again.
Julian: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Me: Hey! It's not my fault that this is the only thread I actually have time to post in because I'm otherwise occupied studying for history!
Jude: This is not good. You're using a Character Madness to make excuses for your absence.
James: You could at least post with me. You know. Break Lily and Remus's snog fest up. *glares*
Me: Yeah...I probably should, hey.
James: THEY'RE SNOGGING! SNOGGING! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!?
Gair: They...probably think they're Lily and Remus. Since that's who they are.
James: BUT SHE'S MY GIRL!
Me: Technically, she's not. She thinks you're a prat with an ego the size of Wales.
James: *gasp* DID SHE SAY THAT ABOUT ME!?
Antonin: So many capital letters. My head hurts.
Me: OH, ANTON! *swoon*
All but Penny: Ewwwwwww.
Me: I'M SORRY.
Ben: *glances at thread with Adele* I'm...acting in an embarrassing fashion.
Rabastan: *looks up from weeping loudly into his hands* It's called sexual tension, you twit! You *sob* just don't know what to do with your new *sniff* feelings!
Me: Whoa. Rabastan has been turned into a girly wimp.
James: Hah. That's what all Slytherins are, at heart.
Slytherins: *glare at James meaningfully* There's five of us.
Gryffindors: And four of...oh. Whoa.
James: I...er, take it back?
Tom: COOKIES! *springs onto them and starts munching*
Me: Come on...you could at least have a bit more digni-
Phoebe: COOKIES! *shoves Tom out of the way and starts wolfing them down* Say, Penny. Matt's been looking rather good lately.
Alistair: And so has Deirdre, but you don't see me telling everyone I know that.
Me: Didn't you just...?
Alistair: Damn!
Antonin: So. Penny. You're not going to like me saying this, but...bad?
Me: Yes, Anton. Bad. Bad as in 'fall in love with incredibly sweet and trusting girl, suffer slight angst when she finds out you're a Death Eater, and then go through major, life-changing, murderer-making angst when she contracts a terminal disease and dies' bad.
Antonin: WHAT!?
Me: I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK. Don't worry, though, your gradual degeneration into a murdering, psycopathic monster is in very safe hands.
Guilhem: Zat is not very good, it zeems. Poor Antoneen.
Me: Why are you speaking in a French accent?
Guilhem: London, she enjoys ze French, so I intend to put on ze accent even zo I don't have to.
James: Am I going to have to be the one to say it?
Me: Depends on what you want to say.
James: Guilhem sounds like an idiot.
Me: Hmm. MANDA IS GOING TO SUCCUMB TO THE CHARACTER BUG. And, judging by her Character Madness above, make a pretty Gryffindor man!!! YAY!
James: You can never have too many Gryffindor men. Do it, Manda! DO IT!
Antonin: ...And this Character Madness is running out of places to go.
Me: Alright, let's end it then. Anyone want to add anything more?
James: Yeah, me. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, REMUS.
Me: And that's enough sugar for you, James. *steers away*

[London Kale]

Remus:OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod...Why do I have to do this to James?
Me:*huggles him*I'M SORRRRRY!!!!
London:Serves you right...
Me:*hits London* He's feeling bad enough, don't make it worse.
Ryne:Have you ever noticed how I'm your only character of another house?
Me:yeah....and?
Ryne:I think your...house...ist.........
Lodnon:That sounded smart *eye roll*
Me: I made a Ravenclaw boy but then I hated how girly he was. And for some reason I can't make a Slytherin no matter how hard I try. But your my favoritest Hufflepuff character!
Remus and London:So who's your favortie Gryffindor character?
Me: Uh.........
Remus and London:*glare*
Me:Uh....
Remus and London: JUST HURRY UP WITH AN ANSWER!
Me:*caves under pressure*SIRIUS
London:*glares*
Remus:*hurt look*
Me: Ok...Lon...I know that look. If your hit me I will scream....
London:And who will hear you?
Me:Remus?
Remus:*glares* I can't hear a thing...
Me:Ryne?
Ryne:I wouldn't be able to do anything....
Me:Oh God.....There has to be someone that can do something...
London:You have no protection...
Me:*looks into other CMs*HELP!!!!
Kaylen:Let my Patty GO!
Me:GASP! Kaylen!!!!!
Kaylen:I brought a friend...
*technical difficulties...still searching for a name.*
Elijah:Hey...
Me:Oh poor Elijah!*huggles*
Elijah: *winces*
Me:Oh yeah..I forgot that you're emotionless.
Elijah:yeah...
London:He's emotionless?
Me:Yep...
Remus:Poor bloke
Elijah:STOP IT! *sulks in the other room*
London:I'm still going to kill you, Patty...
Me:*screams* Someone help me or...*gasps*GUILHEM! DISTRACT LONDON!!!!!!!

[Elijah Carter]

Me: Ok, so I know I'm not supposed to double post but what the hey...ELIJAH'S APP IS UP!*dances*
All but me:*stare at Patty like she's crazy*
Me:What's up with you guys?
London/Remus/Ryne:We hate Elijah to death...
Me:LE GASP!!!! How could you hate him? He's so sweet and innocent...
London:What? No he isn't! He just sits there and broods all day.
Me:He does not just sit and brood all day!
Remus: yeah he does, Patty...*points at Elijah* Look at him in that chair...sitting....and brooding!
Elijah:*broods*
Me:I don't see him brooding at all!
Ryne:Patty, you're not even looking at him. You're looking at the ceiling...
Me:Yes I am too looking at him...
London: Patty I will hit you if you don't look at him right now.
Me:Well, you can't hit me because I control you. So get over it!
London:*glares* I'm going to get inside your head and give you a major freaking headeache tomorrow!
Me:No you will not...Elijah, my life, will protect me...right, Elijah?
Elijah:*Ignores Patty and broods some more*
Me: He needs a girl to give him some loving..then he'll be fine.
London:Speaking of relationships...Am I going to die or not? Becuase you keep changing your mind.
Me:I don't know for sure yert...
London:It would make Guilhem really sad. And you don't want him to be sad. Do you, Patty?
Me:Well, maybe I won't kill you this year...
London:*gets hopeful* So it's no drama, than? Because that would be peachy.
Me:Well, there has to be some drama. You can't just have a normal life...
London:Ok, so drama like.....?
Me:You're brothers could die for one thing...
London:LE GASP! Why?
Me:Get over it...You have too many anyway.
London:What if Guilhem and I break up for awhile after we get together.
Me:Yeah, you would be a mess and your friends, who don't even like him, will yell at you to get back together with him.
London:I kind of like that...
Me:Take it up with Penny.
Elijah: Do you rely on Penny for everything?
All but Elijah:*gasps*HE SPOKE!
Me:Well...yeah.
Elijah: Depending on people is a waste of time........*broods*
Me:Oh ELIJAH!*huggles him*
Elijah:Get off me!

[Madison Lenger]

Me: *propped up against her desk*
Cyan: *passes by, pauses, back tracks, then starts* Holy hell! What's wrong with you?!
Me: So...tired...
Cyan: So go to bed!
Me: I'm trying...
Cali: She fell asleep at her desk again.
Cyan: *turns* So why isn't she in bed?
Me: Can't move...too tired...
Sage: *lounged on a near-by couch* So have the muggle carry you?
Me: He's got the baby, and I don't like to be picked up anyhow.
Des: You're sill weird for that you know.
Me: *half hearted shrug*
Nene: WHO the HELL is that?!
Me: *makes a sound in her throat*
Maddie: *glaring* Stop screeching at me!
Nene: Who ARE you and WHY are you here?! We don't NEED anymore voices or bodies in here!
Maddie: Hey! What'd I say?
Cali: *casually* That's Madison, she's new.
Nene: Obviously!
Me: *makes another noise and crawls under her desk*
Cyan: *blinks, leans over to peer under the desk*
Me: *curls up*
Sage: So...I guess that means we found everyone else and we're not sticking to Hufflepuff based CM's?
Cyan: *presses a finger to his lips* Sh....
Des: Oh she's not asleep yet.
Cyan: *arches a brow* How do you know?
Des: Because we're all still functional.
Cyan: Ah.
Me: Tired....And this really isn't getting any funnier.
Sage: *gasps* Too tired for humor?! Homan, its serious.
Me: *snickers* No...'m Ellen.
Des: Over used, that joke.
Me: *shrugs, but doesn't move much more then that*
Maddie: So! When do I get plot develop-
Me: I don't even wanna think about that word right now. Just...be happy you're finished and functional.
Maddie: *nods* right-o.
Me: Oi...you lot are gonna make my head 'splode.
Des: Right...to bed with you.
Me: Mhm...*snoozes*

[Hyde A. Ralano]

Me: *Phew* That was some shift of gears, there.
Ayrle: What do you mean, Coley?
Me: Well, Ayrle. On one hand I have Nyx who is being very intense at the moment-
Nyx: *Pacing the room* Wot th'hell were yeh think'n?! Kiss'n DIOMEDEA ROSIER? Are yeh freak'n CRAZY?!
Me: Well, you're the one who was complaining about not having a make-out scene-
Nyx: B-but ROSIER?! Frick, ah was 'op'n fer som'n like... *Gestures wildly* a'bi-curious Calixte, or mebbe an as'sidental run-in with London or some'un that ain't CRAZY!
Me: *Puts hands over Ayrle's ears* Yes, but she's hot and you think so too. You're going along with it awful willingly.
Nyx: *Groans pitiously*
Hyde: *Watches the scene play out* Nyx, did you just...? Goodness.
Ryver: *Laughs* This. Is. HOT. *Nudges Hyde* Right? Right??
Hyde: It's fascinating! Did you see her eyes just then? And I'm sure there are some mental problems between the two of them...
Nyx: HEY!
Ryver: Ugh... What is wrong with you, man? What about you, pipsqueak?
Ayrle: ^__^ *Still blissfully unaware!*
Me: RYVER. Put a DAMN shirt on! It's still winter and I do NOT want to see your gross man-torso! *Sighs, unplugging Ayrle's ears* Anyway, buddy, switching from intense, animalistic Nyx to childish, carefree Allison was quite a reversal.
Ryver: *Flexes!* I can't help it if I'm a total beefcake.
Nyx: Ah'least 'e'as pants on this time... -___- I dunno wha's gonna scar me worse; See'n 'im half nekkid, or what Rosier's gonna do teh me.
Me: We'll see~ *Sing songs* Honestly, I'd be more concerned about Tristain. Though you're actually the one being taken advantage of, here... That's really odd, you know. You're the lesbian and yet you're totally getting used by a hetero.
Ryver: It's totally awesome~!
Me: Can it, Ryver. At this rate, Nyx really does have a better chance of kissing Cali than you will. >_>
Nyx: ... Thah actually makes me feel better. '
Ryver: -_- Psh, like the mutt could get a kiss before-
Nyx: *Punches him in the nose* Can'it, dumbass! >O
Ryver: AUGH! MA NOZSHE! >O<
Hyde: Oh dear. Coley, that's quite a lot of blood. Are you going to be okay with-?
Me: *Faints*
Ayrle: ... I'll go get the first aid kit.

[Antonin Dolohov]

James: Well, I think that went rather well...
Me: Hm? Which bit? The one where your manhood was shamed by your best friend making out with the lady that you've liked since forever, or the part where you stalked off to cry in your dormitory like a little girl?
James: I DID NOT CRY.
Gair: Much. You didn't cry...MUCH.
James: WHO ASKED YOU!?
Me: Free speech, boy, free speech.
Julian: That's rough, man. Not that I've ever had that problem. Women fall at my feet like...like-
Jude: Petals from a wilting flower?
Julian: No. Like horny women, actually.
Jude: Fair enough.
Julian: Anyway, I reckon you should've given Remus a good punch to the face. Not that I have anything against Remus- it was just a bit awkward for me, having to soothe you and tell you that it was all going to be okay.
James: STOP! STOP IT!
Rabastan: Oh, if only I could just DIE. RIGHT NOW. NOW. STRIKE ME DOWN. For the love of all things evil, I have something in common with JAMES POTTER! I can't bear it. I simply can't.
Tom: ...You mean that apparently the women that you lust after find you repulsive?
James and Rabastan: *menacing silence*
James: *mutters* It was a one-time thing. She wasn't thinking straight, that's all.
Alex: I...have a question.
Me: Yes, Alex?
Alex: What do I do now? I mean. Drunken sex with Olivia...REALLY. What were you thinking? Oh God, what if I caught something? Herpes, wizarding warts- HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE, PENNY?
Me: When that question comes from YOU, a boy who needs to ply women with alcohol if he even HOPES to get any, I laugh.
Alistair: You didn't.
Me: What?
Alistair: Laugh, I mean.
Me: It was a FIGURE OF SPEECH, ALISTAIR. *slaps him on the head*
Tom: Actually, it doesn't qualify as a figure of speech. You stated that you would laugh, but you- MMMN. PHNNN!!!
Me: Thank you, Guilhem.
Guilhem: *looks around from gagging Tom with a tie* Eet ees no problem, Penny. And might I add zat you look very preetty today?
Me: You may not. That's pushing it.
Antonin: Time to make an entrance, I guess.
Me: *bites lip*
Antonin: Something's...off, here.
Gair: I think it's because she didn't leap onto you and profess her undying love for you.
Me: I'm restraining myself. It's very hard. *fidgets*
Antonin: I don't know if I like this.
Me: WHAT? But you complain all the time!
Phoebe: I hate it that you only remember to bring me in at the end of your CMs.
Me: I'm sorry. All these guys are a bit of a handful...
Amos: I'M A BIT MORE THAN A HANDFUL, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Phoebe and I: *cross arms*
Jude: Er...*nervous laugh*...he's drunk. Forgive him. *steers Amos away*
Me: I feel as though I've failed somewhat.
Gair: It's okay, Penny. Just because you just wrote about 522 words without saying anything remotely funny doesn't mean you've failed.
Antonin: That's right, Penny. Just try again next time.
Rabastan: Or don't.
James: *mumbles* ...did NOT cry.

[London Kale]

London:I'm bored...
Me:Well...Do something constructive.
London:Do I have to?
Me:Yes.
Ryne: Why do you *falls*always start out with London in the CMs?
Remus:Because London's her favorite...and nobody likes the stupid werewolf*sobs*
Me:Remus, You are not stupid....And I go by the rule ladies first.
Elijah:Then London should be the last to speak...
London:Patty! Are you going to let him talk to me like that?
Me:*bites lip* Well....
London:Elijah! What did you do to her?
Elijah:Why do you insist on blaming me if Patty likes me better...
London:Ok, let me rephrase the question...What the HELL did you do to her?
Elijah:Ok, so I may snog her if I don't get my way sometimes....It seems to make her shut up for awhile.
London:Damn you, I don't have that option.
Elijah:Well...
Me:NO!
Remus:I wish James would have hit me....I deserve to die.
Me:No you don't.
London:Hey Remus..Maybe you should just snog Patty. That seems to make Elijah's dreams come true...
Me:Haha, very funny Lon...REMUS. Were you actually going to take her advice?
Remus:*face almost to Patty's* No...*steps away* Damn.
Me:I'm not some sort of toy that you guys control. I control you, not the other way around. It's not like you guys can ignore me and do whatever you-
Elijah:*snogs Patty*
Me:..........................*faints*
Ryne:So what now?
Elijah:*laughs* We take over the world...
London: Shut up! Now we do something constructive. *heads to the fridge*

1 hour later

Me:*wakes up* What happened? Why is the room pitch black
London:What do you mean? *giggles*
Me:I mean.....Did you just giggle?
London:No...*giggles* Remus, stop that!
Me:WOAH!!!*turns on the lights to find alcohol bottles everywhere* What the...?
London:Good morning, sunshine, the earth said something but I forgot to take a message.
Me:*goes to the fridge*London, when I told you to do something constructive I did not mean drink...
London:You're just mad because all the alcohol's gone....*sad now*Oh, Patty! The alcohol's GONE!
Remus:Kill me, Patty. Really? Out of all the people that suffer from werewolfism you had to choose the only one with friends....WHY?
Me:Stop freaking out!
Elijah:He's drunk too....Drinking is stupid...
Me:You're just saying that because you don't think I know that you drank some beers...
Ryne:I didn't dri-*staggers and falls*
Elijah:He looks like he drank!
Me:Stop trying to get the attention off yourself. He just has problems talking to girls.
Elijah:Really? That's a good cover if you drink all the time...
London:...The rum is gone........
Me:You had wine cooler! We don't even have rum! Ugh! So the only one of you I have no disapointment in is Ryne.
Ryne:Crack is wack....
Me:No, they drank, Ryne.
Ryne:Oh: Drink....and you stink
London*freaks out* I STINK? You son of a-*punches Ryne*
Me:Hey! I will not have my characters fighting in a CM! I control you guys!
London:Patty gets repetitive when she's angry...Maybe you should....
Elijah: Do I have to?
London:yeah.
Elijah: Here goes. *snogs Patty*
Me:................................................................*faints*
Ryne: Now what?
London: Now we look for more alcohol.
Elijah: Sounds like a perfect plan to me.
Remus:I think there's some in the pantry*sobs* James loves alcohol...
London: When do you think Patty will wake up again?
Elijah:I don't know..It took her longer to faint this time so I think we have three hours.
London: You know, I might actually like you...
Elijah:Yeah, I still don't like you.

[Alexandria Perret]

[Character madness I was going to post last week, but I didn't have the time/ energy. I thought it was funny though, xD]

Me: *moans as head pounds*
Lexy: *pats back* What's wrong Dear?
Me: Tired, hungry, headache.
Lexy: Why do you have a headache?
Me: *shrugs*
Olivia: *smirks*
Me: *gasps* What did you do to me?
Olivia: I'm afraid I can't say. *double smirk* However, if you'll recall a conversation you had with Patty when she said London makes her sick sometimes. Oh, and remember, revenge is a bitch.
Me and Lex: *gasp*
Me: Take it back!
Tristain: What? What did she do?
Emily: *rolls eyes* She did to Sam, what Sam did to her.
Tristain: SHE MADE SAM HAVE DRUNKEN SEX WITH ALEX? HA HA HA!
Emily: *to Liv* He really is an idiot isn't he?
Lexy: *gasp* Of course not! She gave Sam a headache! You're kind of slow aren't you?
Emily: What kind of insult is that?
Olivia: You'll have to excuse her. She's a 'Puff. That is an insult to her.
Me: Why do I put up with the lot of you? *goes to sleep*

[Antonio Dante]

Tony:Wow...*looks around* I like this place.
Me/London:*drool* uh-huh
Remus/Ryne/Elijah:Why does he get all the attention?
London:Because....
Me:yeah...
Elijah:HELLO! Me, you're supposed to be paying attention to me!
Me:Oh, Elijah
Elijah:Better
Me:Tony's better than you...sorry
Tony:Patty?
Me:*falls running over to him* yes?
Tony:*helps Patty up*You look beautiful today.
Me:*blushes*
Elijah:Oh, yeah..Regular jeans and a Sirius Black shirt really brings her out.
Remus:*pouts*
Ryne:*falls*
Tony:It does.
London:*drools*
Tony:You are amazing, Amore...
Me:*has heart palpitations*
London:Oh! Say something about me!
Tony:You are like a flower, Bella...
Elijah:Her name's not Bella..
Remus:It means beautiful
Remus:Hey Patty, why do you keep making guys. Maybe we want a bit more company than London...
Elijah:Yeah, I'm tired of all these guys...no offense.
Ryne/Remus:None taken.
Tony:Don't listen to them. I think you making all these guys is amazing of you to do.
Me:*hyperventilates*You do?
Tony:*Takes Patty in his arms*Oh yes...
London:*is jealous*
Me:*is at loss for words*I...I....
Tony:*gets closer*yes?
Me:*faints*
Elijah:WHAT THE HELL! You didn't even have to snog her...I have to lay it on her for a few minutes to get her to faint.
Tony:Well, I didn't actually mean to make her faint.
Elijah:*sulks*
London: I could go for a bit of fainting...
Tony:*smiles(

[Professor Aelwyn Ahlgren]

Aelwyn: *Sips her tea. Glances at Coley* ...
Me: ... *Blinks slowly* Yes, Wynnie...?
Aelwyn: I know what you're up to. *Sips* They're not going to be happy with you, you know.
Me: Well, I figured that... But it works out in the end. >_>' Erm... Why are you here? You're never here.
Aelwyn: Well, as a professor I have many duties, but I thought I'd come spend some time with you.
Me: Really...? That's sweet, Wyn!
Aelwyn: ... And to make sure you know that Nyx might hurt you. *Sip*
Me: You're making me nervous, Wyn-
Nyx: *Slams open the door!* WOT TH'ELL AM I DOIN' IN TH'BASEMEN' RIGHT NOW!?
Me: Er... Doing naughty things...?
Nyx: THA'S RIGHT! N'WHY th'ell issit with Rosier again!? WHY AT'ALL!? *Covers flushed face*
Aelwyn: She's embarrassed and angry, Coley. *Sip*
Me: I could figure that, Wyn... Er, please tell me the kids aren't showing up for THIS conversation?
Hyde: Nope, they're tucked away for a while.
Ryver: Though I'm sure the little guy could use this. Need to establish a healthy admiration for lesb-
Aelwyn: *Glares at Ryver* You're trying to date one of my students, in my house...?
Ryver: Er... ' *Mumbles to Hyde* Is she threatening me...?
Hyde: That's probably right, mate.
Nyx: COLEY! *Grabs by the collar!* WOT IS WRONG W'TH'YEH!? I can't be doin'... THIN'S with Rosier! Th'wom'n'll ruin me!
Ryver: It can't be that bad-
Aelwyn: Nyx is a virgin. *Sips tea* And is going to be very angry when someone takes it.
Me: *Nervous laugh* Uh, Aelwyn, you really shouldn't say things like that...
Nyx: *Blushing* >//////<
Hyde: I... That's the most feminine I've ever seen her.
Nyx: SHUH UHP! *SNARL!*
Hyde: Annnd now it's gone.
Me: Nyx, you're aware that it's a dream sequence, right?
Nyx: Wha-... Wot?
Me: Dream. You're okay. ^__^' Can you let go now?
Nyx: ... *Drops* o_____o
Ryver: In other news, I totally kissed Cali. ;D
Nyx: Ryvah... Shuh' uhp if yeh wanna keep yer man parts. *Glowering*
Me: ... She's going to kill me, isn't she?
Wyn: Most definitely. *Sip*