Character Madness

[Lan Dawkins]

Me: I feel in a CM mood!
Lan: *mumbles* We can tell.
Liesl: Oh Merlin, I'm an out of control drunk, aren't I.
Me: *laughs* But SO funny!
Deirdre: *looks up at post above* Hey, Alistair! *waves*
Matt: She's worse than me!
Andy: Oh joy.
Lan: So, why exactly did you change my plot to have my girlfriend die? Why would you want to put me through that?
Me: Because it's fun making you suffer. *evil grin* And you end up dating Lisette, so why are you bitter?
Lan: Because the first half is cruel.
Liesl: Well, I'M getting engaged. *dances*
Me: How did you know about that?
Liesl: I'm in your head. The plot's in your head. I can look at it whenever I want.
Me: *stares* Get out of my head!
Matt: Aw, Lindsey. You like having us in your head. Besides, we're actually a part of you. Each of us is a different personality trait of yours.
Deirdre: I'm your stunningly beautiful, flirty....
Andy: short and temperamental side!
Deirdre: *glares at Andy*
Andy: Oh, I'm scared. You wanna take me, shorty?
Me: Stop! Deirdre's my height, so if you insult her, you insult me.
Andy: Sorry. I'm your sarcastic, biting side aren't I?
Me: *nods*
Lan: Yet you're still able to get a guy.
Matt: Yeah, and you get disowned from the family for that.
Andy: Thank Merlin!
Liesl: That's so cute! You're so in love with Ted!
Me: Yes, yes. All very cute. Now, if you'll excuse me... I'm going to go watch Family Guy.
Matt and Lan: Deep stuff.
Me: Shut it.
Deirdre: *fixes hair in the mirror*

[Gloria MacAvoy]

Gloria: *huff*
Me: What now?
Gloria: Why don't I have any female friends?
Me: You do. I just like RPing with your blokes more
Gloria: *huffs again before walking off*
Me:...
Me:...
Me:...
Me:...Okay, where the heck is everyone else?
Esme: I'm here.
Me: Do you know where the blokes went?
Esme: I think they're afraid you're gonna nibble on them.
Me: I only nibble on RoRo!
Esme: He is pretty tasty.
Ro: *apparates* Tasty and nutritious! Filling and delicious! I am Ro, and I'm a nacho man!
Me and Esme: .............*super gape*
Ro: *disapperates*
Gloria: Dammit, now I want freaking nachos.

((this mostly all-estrogen CM is brought to you by sleep deprivation and a childhood of listening to cassette tapes of radio shows with the cream of wheat commercials))

[Nyx M Treassa]

Me: aoah! *Speaks with her mouth full*
Nyx: Wot?
Hyde: No, Nyx. "Whot."
Nyx: Tha's wha' ah said. 'Wot.'
Hyde: Repeat after me: Whot.
Nyx: Wot.
Hyde: Whot.
Nyx: WOT!
Me: *Swallows* What?
Hyde: Exactly. Whot.
Nyx: Nuh-uh, tha's not right eithah! S'wot!
Hyde: It's WHOT.
Me: *Eye roll* Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...
*Unison*
Nyx: Wot? Hyde: Whot?
Me: ... *Sigh*

((Bear with me. XD Just try to use accents in your head while reading.

Hyde isn't entered yet, but I'm going to try soon after I get my lazy butt to finishing his profile and entering him.

XD Total kudos who understands the relic of a joke in here.))

[Adessa Creed]

Me: *grumbling to herself, wandering back and forth*
Des: *watching*
Sage: *sleeping*
Izzy: *listening to Ellen's steps*
Des: So...What's wrong with you, exactly?
Me: People piss me off.
Des: Oh?
Me: Yes. I'm tired of people taking advantage of me because I'm so nice.
Izzy: So you're saying you're too nice?
Me: Apparently so.
Des: What happened?
Me: People we take out or inconsiderate of our budget problems.
D&I: Money.
Me: That and other things.
Izzy: Like?
Me: I don't want to talk about that here. I'll end up offending someone and that's not what we're here for.
Des: Right...
Me: Alright, you wanna know? I'm tired of people promising me to post and then not doing it! And no, I'm not talking about the girls here. I know THEY are busy with school and things. I'm talking about the people whom I KNOW are not busy!
Both: *lean back a bit*
Me: I've been waiting for a post from one girl for what? Three-four weeks now? Getting promised every day "Oh I'll do it tomorrow, don't worry!" and THEN, there are others who just promise me to post so I don't feel bad, but don't ever really intend to do as such!
Des: Alright, alright...mellow out.
Me: *goes back to grumbling and pacing*
Des: *looks as Izzy* I think this is the start of her mood swings...
Izzy: We haven't hit that already?
Des: *looks back at Ellen's fuming frame* Apparently not....

[London Kale]

London:hurry up!!
Me:*writing* Wait a second...
Johnathan:*looks around* What is this??
Me:This is a Character Madness.
Johnathan:Oh, wow...
London:Yep!
Me:I'm sill a little confused on you, though.
Johnathan:Why?
Me:I don't know whether to use Teddy Geiger or Tom what's-his-face...
Johnathan:oh...
London:Who's hotter?
Me:Well, it's a bit of a tie...Teddy is hott in a sweet looking way..but Tom is hott in a hott looking way.
Johnathan:*looks at both of the celebrities*I like Teddy better..
Me:It's settled then!
London:Yay!!
*pause*
Johnathan:*is writing*
London:What's that??
Johnathan:a poem...*clears his throat* My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.
Me/London:oh my god....

[Cyan Geraldine]

Nene: Ugh! It's getting CROWDED in here again! *trying to wiggle through all the bodies in the room*
Des: *pressed against a wall, face first, her head turned to the side so she can be heard* Aw, quit your belly aching...
Sage: *in a chair, which had started out alright, but is now rather uncomfortable due to the blind girl laying across his lap* She's right, you know...
Rin: *stuck on the floor, gasps* Doth my ears deceive me?!
Sage: *rolls his eyes*
Izzy: Did you just agree with a Slytherin?!
Sage: Yes. Yes I did.
Nene: Ew.
Cali: *squished between Des and Cyan* Um...
Cyan: I decided to just keep my mouth closed for now. They don't know us, I think perhaps its better if we're silent.
Nene: I concur.
Me: *opens the closet door to grab a broom, pauses, back tracks, and blinks* What the hell are you all doing in here?
All: *stare*
Me: WHY are you all in the same closet...?
Sage: I do not like where this conversation is going...
Des: Closet...?
Rin: How in the world did you claim a chair in a closet?
Sage: ...No idea.
Me: *sighs, steps aside* Alright, everyone out of the pool.
Cali: But...we're in a closet...
Nene: Oi! Shut it and move! I don't know who's hand is on my arse, but I'd like it moved!
Cyan: *grins*
Izzy: *as it's easiest for her to move, gets up and leaves the closet*
Sage: *follows suit*
All the Rest: *follow once they're able*
Me: *just staring at the lot of them, shaking her head slowly*
Des: Don't say a word...
Me: I'm still trying to figure out how this happened.
Sage: We're magical, remember?
Me: Apparently.
Nene: Enough with the sexual preference hinted comments!
Rin: *drolly* Thank you.
Nene: WHY are we getting crowded again? I was rather fond of it being just the few of us- even though I'm not fond of any of them.
Me: *shrugs* I got bored. *wanders off with the broom*
All: *stare after her*
Cali: So....
Cyan: *clears his throat*
Older Characters: *LOOK at the new pair*
Cali: Yeah...I think I hear my life calling. *leaves*
Cyan: Right behind you... *follows suit*

[Nyx M Treassa]

Nyx: Oi, look't 'im. 'e's tiny!
Ayrle: *Is tiny* Uhh... *Looks up, up up*
Hyde: He'll grow eventually. And remember Nyx, you're a bit of giant.
Nyx: An' wot's tha' supposed'ta mean?! What've oi done teh yeh?
Ayrle: o____o You're really tall.
Hyde: Exactly. No insult intended.
Nyx: Dun' yeh use 'em big words 'n fancy language wit' me! *Sniff*
Me: *Watching* I really need to get another female character in here. ; Or get some Midol...
Ayrle: What's "Midol?"
Hyde: Well you see, Ayrle, girls tend to-
Me: HYDE! O____O
Hyde: What?! I was just about to tell him about-
Me/Nyx: HYDE!
Ayrle: ^___^ *Is innocent and naive*
Me: Ayrle, why don't you go out and play with the toy trucks your Mom sent you? Coley needs to have a talk with Hyde and give some pills to Nyx.
Nyx: AH DUN' NEED PILLS!
Me: That's right, Nyx. o____o' I totally agree... Hyde?
Hyde: Okay, okay, I'm leaving. If you don't come out...?
Me: In ten minutes, go on without me.
Nyx: *Growls* Ya'll are bonkahs...
Hyde: *Hobbles away!*

[London Kale]

London: Breathe, Patty.
Me:I can't help it! They are trying to kill me!
London:I know, it drives me crazy too.
Me:I mean...with Mac, Gair, Jem, Sirius, Remus, Julian, and James...who am I supposed to choose?
London:Mac...
Me:but...Jem's muscles are soooooo....what's the word?
London:As good as Mac's?
Me:not exactly...
London:Mac is the love of OUR life...
Me:Maybe....maybe not...
London:LE GASP! patty what are you thinking??
Me:I don't know*freaks*

[Ryne Tobias Abernathy]

Me:Okay. I know that I'm not supposed to double post but...Welcome Ryne!
Ryne:Hi, Pat-*trips*ow
London:*laughs*
Jonathan:Oh, you ok?
Ryne:Yeah*tries to get up*
London:*helps him*
Me:London, don't-
Ryne:*drags London down with him as he looses his grip*
London:Ow! You have got to start learning how to not be awkward around girls!!

[Carwyn Jones]

Lucius: Hey! How come the new guy's getting all the attention?!?! *glares at Enny*
Me: *looks up from sewing* ... because he's got a partner who isn't getting bombarded by epic RL crises?
Luc: still, the recluse is currently more popular than the other three of us combined!
Me: yes, because he's awesome. and you're not lowest yet - Raiden's only done two posts in a long while, Roxie doesn't have anything, and Peter's only got his application, which has been accepted, moved, and promptly forgotten about.
Luc: great, I'm still above the threesome and the traitor. yippee.
Me: that means you're 2nd out of 5. in the top half!
Luc: I SHOULD BE FIRST, DAMMIT!
Me: You're first on my list for slashy goodness prospects.
Luc: AS WELL I SHOULD BE. ... wait, what's slashy goodness? Does it involve mass quantities of blood?
Me: only if you do it wrong. Or if you like that kind of thing. But that's Bella and Ro's territory, you stay away form there.
Luc: ... riiiiiiight. I'm going over here now. Don't follow me. *leaves to go pout*
Raiden: *peeks out from around corner* Is he done rampaging now?
Me: yes, he's moved on to pouting.
Roxie: *appears from behind Raiden* ... he does have a point, though...
Me: Rin's been on maternity leave - her person had a baby. babies take effort. effort that gets stolen from posting because babies are more important. Ellen feels bad about it, and she's working on getting back into commission.
Raiden: Yeah, Rox, I saw Rin the other day. We started talking about future-y things, like marriage.
Roxie: WHAT?!? If you two get married, then I'm left out!!
Raiden: i know, that's what we're talking about. a way to have all three of us together.
Roxie: ... oh. Should I be showing up in there somewhere?
Raiden: i dunno...
Me: I'll ask ellen next time i talk to her.
Roxie: thanks. Last use i got, we got halfway into something good, and then it stopped. I was... upset.
Raiden: ha, you got blue-balls!
Roxie: I don't have balls, thank you, but yes. i did. *pouts* *sniff* I need some lovin' too...
Me: we'll get you up somewhere. no worries.
Roxie: okays...
Me: *looks at peter and Enny* you two got anything to add to the pity-fest?
Enny: *drools over Jenny* nope! I'm all set.
Peter: .... *looks off to the side*
Me: yes, peter?
Peter: ... *opens mouth but doesn't actually say anything*
Me: spit it out, man!
Peter: ... ireallywanttoactuallydosomethingANYTHINGanythingatallbutiknow i'mnotcoolorsexyenoughtogetagirlandidon'twantaboyfriendbutatthis pointidon'tevenseeanyoptionsatalland I DON'T WANT TO BE LONELY FOREVER! *pants*
Me: *blinkblink* o.k.... I put up an ad to whore you out earlier. someone'll respond eventually.
Raiden: O.o calm down, man.
Roxie: seriously. this space isn't big enough for all that angst. With Rai's emo-tendencies, we can't hold all that angst if you do it too.
Enny: *slightly slurred* s'all good, man. let it out.
Raiden: are you high or something?
Roxie: quit looking like you just got laid, Enny. it was only a kiss.
Peter: I WANT A KISS! *sob*
Raiden: and I want you to calm yourself down. we don't always get what we want. man up and quit crying.
Enny: it may have been only a kiss, but that kiss took me 17 years to get, and I'm going to enjoy it, damnit!!!
Lucius: *sulks in from other room* would you all mind shutting the hell up so i can brood in peace?
Raiden: fat chance, bishounen. conjure some ear plugs.
Roxie: or go wank. that'll distract you.
Raiden: *looks at roxie* what is WITH you, lately?!?!
Roxie: I'm DEPRIVED, ok?!?!
Peter: it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all!!
Raiden: maybe no girl wants you because you whine more than they do. did you ever think of that?!
Peter: no...
Roxie: try it. start now.
Peter: ok... *leaves into lucius' side-room*
Lucius: *disembodied voice* GET OUT OF MY BROODING SPACE!!!!!!!
Peter: *leaves Lucius' room, finds another*
Enny: *still drooling and has missed most of what's jsut gone on*
Raiden: *watches Peter, laughs at Lucius, looks at Enny, turns to Roxie* How did we turn out to be the normal ones?
Roxie: Through the magic of fiberoptics?
Me: *shakes head and goes back to sewing*

[Alexandria Perret]

Olivia: You have a problem.
Lily: *sigh* Don't do this AGAIN Sam. Stop trying to come up with new characters and go post. And by go post I mean I want to go kiss Remus right now.
Tristain: You know he's going to reject you right? Why are you looking forward to this?
Lily: What? He just said he has feelings for me!
Me: It's true. We decided to throw in some fun angst for the three of you.
Lily:... Liv is right. You do have a problem.
Me: *sigh* I know.
Jenny: *happy contended sigh* I'm perfectly happy. I don't know what you people are so upset about. *looks for entrance to Cait's CM room*
Lily: That's because you're surrounded by an obnoxiously large amount of fluff. Your cutesy perfect relationship is kind of irritating to those of us Sam seems to want to torture.
Me: But they're so ADORABLE! We have to get our adorable plot in there somewhere so we can do the other stuff. I mean what with you being rejected by Remus who actually likes you, and possibly rebounding on some poor bloke before FINALLY ending up with James, having a child, and then dying. Then there's Liv, what with Alex almost getting her pregnant-
Liv: What?
Tristain: *laughs* Go Alex!
Liv: *fumes* What the Hell? Whose idea was this?
Me: Whoops, heh heh. Just kidding?
Tristain: *laughs* She's not Amerson. You know that right?
Liv: Oh shut up Hayden. I will curse you. Why? Why would you do this to me? Our mothers would approve of this for Merlin's sake. This is an AWFUL idea.
Me: *sigh* I should have kept my mouth shut apparantly.
Lily: It could be worse. You could be stuck with James-freaking-Potter for the rest of your life.
Lily and Liv: *fumes*
Tristain: *laughs*
Jenny: *searches for hidden entrance*
Me: *brainstorms*
Ang: Cookies anyone?

[Nyx M Treassa]

Me: Homahgawd, Ryver. What's up with you and not having a shirt!? OR PANTS?!
Ryver: What? I look good.
Hyde: My god, man... You've got to be stuffing.
Ayrle: Stuffing what? *Innocent expression!*
Allison: Yeah, what's he stuffing Hydie? OoO *Leans on Ayrle* Is it a teddy bear??
Me: Leave it to me have two children to try to talk about these things around... *Covers face*
Nyx: Good gawd! Whathah fu-
Hyde: NYX! Language! Children!
Nyx: Buh' th'bloody bloke is NEKKID!
Ryver: Not entirely, you know... I'm wearing clothes NOW.
Nyx: Wot? For th'firs' time in years? An' a towl does NAUGHT coun' as clothes! Bugger, an' this un'...
Ryver: If you can answer the door with it, it counts as clothes.
Allison: Ew! Tall guy, why don't you wear clothes? Don't you get cold?
Hyde: *Makes a face* Apparently not...
Me: Hyde! Stop LOOKING! *Whines!*
Hyde: I'm the only one who CAN. Think about it, really. Who among us is attrected to men?
Me: I... Huh. '
Hyde: Right. Nyx is a lesbian-
Nyx: Damn righ'. *Points at Coley* I used teh have a wom'n attached to mah lips all th' time'n the olden days. Wha' happened? WHERE IS MY MAKIN' OUT SCENES? >O
Me: That was back on Gaia, where everyone is gay or at least pretends to be... >_>
Ryver: I'm with Nyx, as long as I get to watch. *Grins*
Allison: What's a lesbian?
Nyx: Back off, yeh naked-obsessed freak!
Hyde: Then came me, who is a reasonable, intelligent, heterosexual male. Then there was Ayrle, who is eleven and a heterosexual male, AND has issues with his father and big brother-
Ayrle: *Mumbles softly* Ted's my hero...
Hyde: And so is Calixte. Enough said. Then there was Professor Ahlgren, who, as sad as it is, had problems with her ex husband and is now skiddish around men-
Me: I just realized how glad I am Aelwyn isn't here for this conversation...
Aelwyn: What conversation? *Enters the room with cookies*
Allison: We're talking about naked men and 'lesbians'! *Reaches for cookies! Nom!*
Aelwyn: ... Allison, Ayrle, why don't you two go into the other room? Take the cookies-
Allison/Ayrle: *Scurries out of the room!*
Ryver: Why, hellooooooo Professor Ahlgren. *Winks*
Hyde: Can it, you pig! *Sighs* And finally there was Allison who is nine-years-old! You have NO characters who can have a relationship with a man at the moment!
Aelwyn: You know, Coley... He does have a point. Do you have something against men, dear?
Me: IT WAS TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL! I... I really didn't mean to do that... o_____o
Nyx: S'alrigh'. 'Oo needs men anyway...?
Aelwyn: *Sighs* ...
Hyde: *Coughs* Anyway, with that being said... Ryver, you have to be stuffing.
Ryver: *Drops his pants* Does THAT look like stuffing, to you?
Nyx: MY EYES! *Shrieks!*
Me: RYVER! Children in the other room!
Nyx: MAKE THE PAIN STOOOOOP!
Hyde: ... No, I guess not.
Me: *Siiiiighs* >_<

[London Kale]

London:HE KISSED ME. THAT SON OF A BITCH KISSED ME!!!
Me:I know, Lon-
London:HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN, PATTY?
Remus:I't not all that bad, London...
London:Oh shut it. You're just happy because Lily kissed you. Well, guess what? James is going to kill you!
Ryne:Patty? Y-You haven't used me in a while.
Me:I know, Ryne. And I'm sorry about that...
London:She hasn't really used any of us this weekend though she's had time...
Me:London. That's not true. I've been busy.
London:Oh yeah, busy looking at Mr. Pretty boy who keeps hanging around with you guys because he's your sister's roommate's brother? *sly smirk*
Me:*gasp*
Remus: Is that what you've been doing?
Me: Well, I.....
Ryne:I thought I was the only pretty boy in your life..
Me:Well, no. There's a lot of them...
London:Buddy(Mr. Pretty boy), Guilhem, Sirius, James, Remus...
Remus:Snape guy, Mat Gordon, Lucius..
Me:Oh God, I love Lucius and his amazing hair...
Remus: And that's not even all of them...is it?
Me:no...I guess not...
London: ok..Let's get back to the point. Why the hell did you let Guilhem kiss me?
Me:Because...You will love him soon...
London:WHAT??
Me:Did I forget to tell you that?
London:uh...YEAH, YOU DID!!!
Me:Oops...Sorry.
Ryne:Use meeeeeeeee!*trips*

[Calixte Diantha]

Dessy: Does anyone else feel incredibly thick with dust?
Nene: *raises her hand, but says nothing*
Cali: *forehead to forehead with Cyan, frowning*
Cyan: *frowning back just as firmly as she is*
Sage: *staring at the two of them*
Skylar: *shakes his head* Ok, I can't take it anymore! What the hell are you two doing?!
Cyan: Staring contest.
Izzy: *yawns* They're just passing time is all...
Rin: *studying her much-cleaner-then-everyone-else frame* Marriage...
Me: *blinks, looks up* What?
Rin: I said marriage!
Me: Ah, still going on about that, I see...
Des: Hey, when the heck am I going to get an actual, stable relationship? Why do my guys always just elusively vanish into thin air?
Nene: Maybe they don't really like you?
Me: Ouch...
Nene: Or it could be you're not slutty enough. *shrugs* Either way...
Des: Thanks... -_-;
Me: You're previous relationship falling apartness was kind of my fault. I was extremely pregnant and had no Muse for you at all.
Des: Wow, that totally helped me feel worse.
Sage: Hey, hey, you're not the only one who isn't getting any action, miss I'm the only Ravenclaw!
Des: It is not now, nor will it ever be my fault that I'm surrounded by a bunch of idiots. *nods*
Me: Hey, they're not all idiots. Most of them are very intelligent and just choose to be lame-brained.
Des: Again, isn't that your fault?
Me: ..Probably.
Sage: Oi, where's Craven when you need someone to be a total idiot?
Izzy: My brother is not an idiot! He's just highly misunderstood!
Me: *thinks about this for a moment, shakes her head* No...he's an idi-
Cali: *blinks, eyes go wide*
Cyan: HA! I WIN! *does a victory dance*
Cali: What in the world is THAT?!
Me: Eh? What?
Cali: *points to Coley's CM*
All: *look*
Me: Oh...that would be a nekkid Super Model...
Sage: *calmly* Why is he nekkid?
Me: Apparently they're having issues finding his clothing.
Sage: Ah....
Nene: Oh, that's the new Slytherin.
Skylar: Very arrogant.
Me: Isn't that a Slytherin standard? "You must be THIS arrogant to get in!"
N&S: *frown*
Me: Guess not...
Des: Wait, how did we get from dust collection to nekkid super models?
Me: Cali has a good eye? And a relationship coming out of it?
Cali: Huh?
Des: What?! What about me?!
Me: What about you?
Des: I'm your first character, and your most important!
All: Hey!
Des: When do *I* get cut a break?!
Me: ...No idea?
Des: *falls over*
Nene: Drama Queen...
Sage: *sighs* Girls...Honestly.
Me: *pauses* Wait...I thought I had a relationship plotted out for you.
Sage: You did, the last time we were here.
Me: Oh right, right...Nothing this time?
Sage: Not as far as I can remember.
Me: Weird...you're one of my favorites to plot for, so that's not like me at all...
Rin: *flails* Marriage!
Me: *sighs* Yes, Rinestta, marriage. Which you can't do officially, remember?
Rin: Bah! Paper-shmaper!
Me: Ok, ignoring you again...
Nene: *straightens up* What in Merlin's name are those? *points*
Me: *looks at the body-shaped shadows, blinks and looks back* Developing characters.
Nene: We're crowded enough as it is!
Me: Ah shuddap.
Des: Oh, MORE people to have relationships before me!
Me: Wow, you're really whiny in here. I'm glad you don't play out like that when I use you.
Des: T___T
Sage: Lonely....
Me: Oi! Alright, alright! Lemme see what I can do for you guys. Geebus, and I thought raising an infant was tiring. You lot are insufferable! And unlike Emilee, you guys don't ever sleep! *throws her arms up and walks off*
Des: ...Does this mean I get a relationship?
Nene: Probably not.
Des: *sighs*
Sage: So...anyone up for Go Fish?
All: *sigh*

[Antonin Dolohov]

Antonin: *sneezes*
Penny: Yes, Anton? *eyes brim with love*
Antonin: ...Er, nothing.
James: *prods* You need to post with me.
Guilhem: And me. I'm too sexy to be ignored.
Jude: You know...I'd never want to complain, but you haven't posted with me in forever either.
Amos: Or me.
Julian: Or me, for that matter.
Alex: Me neither!
Gair: ...Would it be bad if I said that you haven't posted with me either?
Ben: HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME!?
Alistair: You're forgetting entirely about me.
Tom: Need I even SAY that you're neglecting me?
Rabastan: MY LIFE IS OVER!
Penny: Does that mean there's general dissent from all of my characters?
All Characters: Yes.
Antonin: Wait, no. I'm happy with you.
Penny: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS!?
All Characters: What?
Penny: I HAVE SO MUCH FREAKING SCHOOLWORK RIGHT NOW THAT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, SO I'M SORRY THAT I CAN'T CATER TO YOUR WHIMS.
Rabastan: AAAAHHHH, WHY!? WHY!? WHY CAN'T I SIMPLY DIE!?
Alex: Mate. It's not as bad as you think. You could be spending time with Olivia. PHEW. That's bad.
Penny: Is that why you two have a pregnancy scare, then, Alex, you little hypocrite?
Alex: WE WHAT!?
Penny: YOU HEARD ME.
Antonin: Hmm. That's...amusing.
Rabastan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Penny: *stuffs Rabastan into a closet, locks and throws away the key*
Rabastan: MMMNMHN!
Guilhem: Oh, London, mon petit coeur. It's only a matter of time before she succumbs to my charms, you know.
Penny: Let's face it, Henri. You're a boorish pig with cheesy pick-up lines. I don't know how you expect to get anyone to succumb to you at all, unless you plan to hit them over the head with your ego.
James: OOOOHHH, OUCH!
Penny: Shut up, James. Your ego can't even be described by mere words.
Tom: I rather like cookies, you know.
All but Tom: ......
Antonin: So. Awkward. What plots have you got for me?
Penny: WELL, I don't know if I want to tell you. I mean...it's...bad.
Antonin: Bad?
Penny: Bad, Anton. Bad.
Antonin: BAD!?
Julian: FOR GOODNESS SAKE, MAN, THE LADY SAID THAT IT'S BAD.
Gair: Ah, Jules, sexual frustration never did any good for anybody.
Julian: *hyperventilates* WHAT? Who said anything about-
Penny: Shh! Shh, calm.
Alistair, Jude and Amos: Well, we're perfectly happy anyway.
Penny: GOOD. I EXPECT NOTHING LESS.
Phoebe: GOD, WHY THE HELL DO YOU ALWAYS FORGET ME!? I'M YOUR ONLY GIRL! IT'S THE TWO OF US AGAINST ALL THESE BOYS, PENNY!
Penny: *negligent hand flick*
Antonin: So...bad? How bad? Tell me!
Penny: Dear LORD, boy.
Guilhem: You called? *sleaze*
All: ...Right.