Character Madness

[London Kale]

Me:Oh dear...Why did I wait until there were only ten minutes left in class?
London:I don't know, Patty. I just don't know.
Elijah:*sighs* I wish you would clean your room...
Me:You just want to see Emily again.
Elijah:NO I DON'T!
Remus:You haven't used me...
Ryne:Stop your complaning
Antonio:You haven't used me.
Remus:Like she'll care about that...
Me:OH Antonio, I'm sooooooooo sorry!!!
Remus:Hello? I haven't been used in months...You made him weeks ago.
Ryne:Yeah, You haven't used me longer than any other charrie...
Philip:Why aren't I accepted....?
London:Because no one likes you.
Elijah:No, Lon, that's you.
London:Why you-
Antonio:Stop! Can't you see that Patty's under tons of stress?*hugs Patty*
Me:Tony, I love you. You're the charrie that makes my day better when I'm bored...
Antonio:That's because you daydream me and you....'Together'....*innuendo, wink wink, squeeze*
Elijah:That's sick...
Phil:I agree

[Ted Tonks]

Gloria: *puts hands on hips* So. For the first time in months you've been getting more romantic action than most of us in here.
Me: Hey now, don't be like that, you all have been getting plenty of action.
Ro: Liar.
Gloria: Seconded.
Me: Well, the other three have. Esme has a thread with Skylar, and she's doing her thing over there. *points*
Esme: Yeah, I'm crying and looking like some sort of starvation victim. Very romantic.
Me: For you, it is.
Adele: My thread's been dragging on for months and I haven't even been kissed.
Me: You cannot blame me for wanting a little sexual tension! You'll get kissed eventually, I promise. And that counts as romance.
*All except Amanda look at Ted*
Ted: No complaints here.
Me: Thank you.
Adele: so what's this about YOU getting romantic action...
Me: *blush* well...you know...there's a boy.
*all gasp*
Me: And...you know...smoochies.
*all awwww*
Ted: Ah, what's the bloke's name?
Me: An...dy... *stares in sudden amazement at Ted*
Ted: *stares in sudden amazement at Manda*
Esme: Wow, this is even weirder than her being in-laws to herself.
Ro: *suddenly perks up, frowning* TONKS.
Ted: LESTRANGE.
Gloria: HAHAHAHA THEY'RE PRACTICALLY RELATED!
Me: is that some sort of weird...mental incest?
*all stare at Manda*
All: Shut up now.

[Adessa Creed]

Me: *has her headphones on, squealing*
All: *staring at her*
Cali: What is she doing?
Sage: Enjoying herself?
Nene: *cough*
Me: *giggles*
Skylar: Why is there no postage for me?
Me: *giggles again*
Skylar: ...Why is there no postage for me?!
Des: *looking pleased with herself* She can't hear you.
Skylar: *frowns, grabs the headphones* WHY IS THERE NO POSTAGE FOR ME?!
Me: *stares at him, wide eyed*
Skylar: *huffs*
Me: *stares around the room* ...When did you all get here?
Cyan: *blinks* We left?
Me: Last I checked I was alone... ¬.¬
Cali: Right, what were you doing?
Me: Listening to music..?
Sage: And it made you giddy?
Me: Yes..?
Des: What was it?
Me: *gigglesqueal!* Lily Allen! Coley is BRILLIANT for informing me of her existence!
Des: Uh huh...
Sage: So...you've been nominated for the Member of the Month. How does that make you feel?
Me: More giddy! And well loved. ^___^
Cyan: Nice?
Me: Very! I might be the MoM. *pauses, blinks, then laughs* I might be the MoM! MoM, get it? Mom?! Ahahahaha!
All: *stare again*
Cali: The music killed the rest of her not already dead due to baby brain cells....
Me: *still laughing and squealing*
Des: Right...lets wrap this up and see if we can render her unconscious...
All: Agreed. *advance on Ellen's back*

[London Kale]

London:*lying on the ground throwing a tantrum*
Me:Really, it's not that bad...
London:YES IT IS!!!*pounds fists on the floor*
Elijah:What's her problem?
Me:*quick to cover*Oh...Nothing....
Antonio:Something's going on...
Remus:Is it because of the whole situation about--*is tackled*
Me:*gets up from tackling Remus* No one needs to know...
London:I HATE MY LIFE
Ryne:Now isn't she being a drama queen?
Me:She's just...Stressed...
London:NO I'M NOT!!
Remus:Ha, I would say she's understressed *winks*
Me:Remus, Shut up!
Antonio:*wraps arms around Patty* Tell me...
Me:*is suddenly reminded of London's problem and starts crying*
Elijah:What did you do?
Antonio:I don't know...
Phil: I think--
Remus:Don't even talk...She's deleting you
Phil:Crap
Remus:*looks at Patty crying*Really, you're crying over something minor...
Me/London:SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Antonio:This is even beyond my power of expertise...

[Ryver S. Murray]

Ayrle: *Gloomy faaaace*
Me: >3> Ayrle, kiddo, what's up?
Ayrle: Coley, why haven't you played with me lately? ;_;
Hyde: She hasn't played with me longer than she hasn't played with you.
Me: Er... Well, my muse-
Hyde: That's not a good excuse! I mean, you've played with everyone else...
Allison: *Mumbles* Not me!
Me: Hyde, let me finish! I was saying I don't have muse for YOU or Ayrle. Allison is just waiting on a post.
Allison: Oh, good. ^__^
Ayrle: *Pitiful face* But I-
Me: Ayrle, you are made to be cute. You are like a cuddly, fluffy bunny. Except when my friends are being creepy and I have to yell at them... But there's just not a lot of places to PUT cute lately!
Hyde: If he's cute, what am I???
Me: You're irritatingly intellectual! I'm not in the mood to be smart!
Hyde: That's practically an insult to yourself. >_>
Ryver: Or as we MEN like to call it, BURN!
Hyde: ... If Ayrle's cute and I'm smart, what does that make the pig?
Me: He's the sex symbol.
Ryver: HECK yeah! *Flexes* You know what that means? I eventually get laid THREE TIMES as much as you!
Hyde: COLEY!
Me: What? It's true. He's a model of arrogant masculinity while still being really, really sweet. You're hard to get into character for and thus come off as awkward and socially impossible.
Hyde: *Steams*
Nyx: *Has been sitting quietly, zoning out* Er... Wot'm I?
Me: Nyx, you are wildly domesticated.
Nyx: *Stares at blankly* Wot th'fok did'jeh just say?
Me: You're impulsive, brash, strong, and actually a little dangerous but you're also sweet, kind, and tender.
Ayrle: *Smiiiile* It sound like you, Nyx! OoO If you hugged me you could break me in half, but I know you wouldn't 'cuz you're too nice.
Nyx: Oh... Heh. *Blushy fidgets*
Aelwyn: *Looks at Coley, sips her tea... Shakes her head* I'd rather not be a part of this discussion, dear.
Me: Right. ^___^' Either way, I'll be sure to try and drudge up some muse for you Ayrle. I drew pictures of you, anyway. And Nyx... And you, Hyde!
Hyde: *Frowns at Coley anyway*
Me: Right. Anyway, it's time for bed. Uhm... G'night, you guys.
Aelwyn: Don't be silly... We're always with you, even in your sleep. *Sip*
Me: Right, right... u___u'

[Calixte Diantha]

Me: *teetering on the edge of consciousness*
Cyan: Oi, she looks bad...
Cali: You think?
Me: No sleep....
Cyan: Ah...
Me: *eyes drift close*
Nene: *storms into the room* You're thinking about doing WHAT?!
Me: *startles* Eh?
Izzy: *follows her* I think it's a GREAT idea!
Me: Hmm....
Nene: Hey! *shakes Ellen* Wake up and pay attention!
Me: Whaaaaaat?
Nene: You're thinking about bringing ANOTHER person into this mad house?!
Me: *sighs, closing her eyes again* Two someones actually...
Izzy: REALLY?!
Me: Not the two you're thinking...
Izzy: But...ONE of them, right?
Me: Maybe...So tired...
Nene: We don't have ROOM!
Skylar: Yeah, and some of us are under-used as it is!
Sage: I'm collecting dust...
Des: I was, and am again.
Me: I opened a thread for you.
Des: Yes, but no one seems to care that it's there.
Me: Hm...
Cali: So...
Cyan: *coughs*
Rin: *sits up* Whoa, crowded room...
Nene: And its going to be MORE crowded soon!
Rin: Really?
Me: *nods* Most likely...
Des: You have an addiction to new-
Izzy: And old!
Des: -characters.
Me: Mhm...
Gwen: *hovering at the door* Um...
Me: Working on it..
Gwen: *nods and scoots along*
Maddie: I haven't been used yet!
Me: I have no plot for you yet...
Maddie: *pouts* So unloved...
Sage: I could love her up real good...
Me: No you couldn't, because I'm not playing both parts of a relationship.
Sage: *grumbles*
Me: Anything else? *listens to the silence, then nods* Good, then get lost.
All: *depart*
Me: *sighs* My kid is trying to kill me...and my cast is not helping...

[Alexandria Perret]

Me: *yawn* This class is incredibly boring.
Emily: You know, maybe if you paid attention in class you could pass the tests.
Olivia: Excellent point. You whine and complain about Physics, but you never really do it.
Me: Nah, I don't think it would. Besides, it's too late now. I'll just cram all weekend and pray...
Emily: And how well did that work the last two times?
Me: Hush! You know I really don't care.
Emily: But you should! I mean if you just put in a little ef- *is tackled*
Me: Thank you Jenny.
Jenny: Oh it's the least I could do. After all that posting you've done for me lately. Oh wait! That's right! It's been ages! >.>
Me: Not my fault! Cait's really busy with school lately!! You'll get some time later!
Lily: Well at least she gets SOMETHING. You have this huge build up for me. I get to kiss Remus. James sees, and we all stop talking. Then what? Absolutely NOTHING.
Me: *sigh* Again, not my fault! I'll talk to Patty after Physics. Maybe we can get something started. Or perhaps Char, and we can do something with Sev.
Tristain: And what, pray tell, are you doing to my life? I mean, I'm not exactly looking forward to all this, but hey! It has to get better to get worse. Besides, I'm kind of looking forward to the thing with Kayleigh.
Me: What is this? Complaint day?
Olivia: Well if it is, I have a problem with you too. What the HELL are you making me do? I'm acting just like one of those ditzy, giggling girls in the corner.
Me: You're not that bad. Besides, it's not MY fault his scent affects you like that. That's all you babe. Perhaps it's the hormones talking? You could be pregnant for all we know.
Olivia: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! You and Penny have been added to the list. I can NOT be pregnant.
Me: *smug* Not my fault you had drunken sex.
Olivia: Yes it is!
Me: Nope, all you babe. You and your hormones attracted to his scent. Maybe if you hadn't drank so much. Best stop that, wouldn't want to hurt the baby.
Lily: But Sam, I read your conversation archives w/ Penny and you said that she's not going to be pr-
Me: I didn't SAY anything relevant Lily. Perhaps you meant that I was going to post for you.
Lily: *glances back at Liv and shrugs* I guess you're right.
Olivia: *moans in despair*
Lexy: *glances above* Sam, I want to post with Dessy! I miss her.
Me: I don't have time to start another thread right now! I have Physics on Monday.
Lexy: But Sam! She's so sad and alone! You were going to do it anyways, but then your muse disappeared.
Me: *mumbles* And of course came back as soon as I need to stop posting for a few days. *sigh* I'll try later tonight Lex. If I get some work done.
Lex: Yay!
Ang: Hey, does-
Me: Everyone stop complaining!! You're giving me a headache, my gosh.
Ang: I was just going to offer some cookies.
Me: Oh... *takes one* Thanks Ang. I appreciate it. Sorry I yelled. *hugs Ang and glares at the rest*

[London Kale]

Ryne:PATTY, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Me:*blushes*Ryne...
Antonio/Elijah:You better not be blushing!
London:You know...You two don't own Patty! She can pay attention to Ryne if she wants!
Elijah:Stay out of this, Lon...
Antonio:Patty will always love me the best!
London:I'm Patty's favorite!
Ryne:No, I am.
All but me:*turn on Patty*Well?
Me:Well, London is actually the first...So I know her best...
Antonio:But you love me!
Me:I do! It's that I love London better. She's like a sister...
London:Aww..
Elijah:This isn't fair...
Remus:I though you knew me first...
Me:Well, back when Sam and I would Rp out loud without knowing it was RP. First it would be us with Harry and Ron, but then we became obsessed with the Marauders. I usually controlled Sirius and London...Who was Jamie back then....We took turns controlling you, Remus...
London:And there was this period you two had where Sirius was obsessed with Pudding...
Me:*bursts out laughing*Yeah...
Remus:Well...I never!
London:And the time you guys went all over Sams house pretending the playroom was the Great Hall...
Me:Oh gosh...
Elijah:I could go for Role Play...
Me:Eww....
Antonio:I could do it...
Me:OK!!!!
Antonio:Told you she loves me better, 'Lijah.
Remus: I hate you all!

[Ryver S. Murray]

Ryver: *Pleased sigh*
Nyx: *Dreamy sigh* ^////////^ ~<3
Aelwyn: Coley, dear? *Sips tea and stares at the two brain-dead individuals*
Me: Mhm, Wynnie?
Aelwyn: I'm noticing a reoccurring pattern here. *Gestures* All your romantically involved characters are in the Hufflepuff house. As the house head, I'm a little concerned.
Me: What for? They're fairly safe... Not like they'd hurt anyone.
Aelwyn: That's not it. I'm worried about Ryver's advances towards Cali-
Me: *Quirks a smile* It's sweet that you're worried!
Aelwyn: And Nyx isn't exactly an upstanding student-
Me: You know for a fact she'll treat Gwen like a queen. You should be proud, you know! Look at the upstanding, attractive girls in your house!
Ayrle: *Straightens his little tie!* Handsome boys, too??? *Hopeful face*
Me: *Squees a little* You're just too cute! *Scoops up and CUDDLES!*
Ayrle: ^//////^ Hehe!
Aelwyn: I... Suppose. *Sips tea* I don't want to hear what they're up to, though. Please.
Me: *Still cuddling Ayrle* Okay!
Hyde: *Gloomy* You're thinking about deleting me?
Me: Oh geez...
Hyde: I was the second one here, you can't delete me!
Me: Hyde, you seriously need to be revamped, is all! You're not nearly as likable as I know you can be in my head. You might make a reappearance someday, it just might not be here!
Hyde: *Gloooooom*
Ryver: *Blinks out of it* Good, maybe you can make another REAL man. Don't think I didn't see that shadow in the corner!
Shadow: ... *Positively wicked grin*
Ayrle: Coley...? ;_; *Shifts nervously*
Me: Don't worry, Aryle. ^__^ I don't think you'll have to deal with her much.
Ryver: Great, ANOTHER chick... When are you going to make an actual GUY for me to be MANLY with?
Me: You mean to make lewd, inappropriate comments about what you plan on doing with your girlfriends?
Ryver: Exactly. It's best to bounce ideas off of another bloke before you bounce her off the headboa-
Aelwyn: That's QUITE enough, Mr. Murray! *SCOWL*
Ryver: Ho-geeze. *Backs away uneasily*
Aelwyn: You have exactly THIRTY seconds to get a head start on scrubbing your mouth out!
Ayrle: o___o Ryver's in troooouuuuuble!
Ryver: *Runs!!!*
Me: *Snickers* He's all talk, Aelwyn. He'll be good to Cali.
Aelwyn: *Siiiigh* I know... Nyx too?
Nyx: *Dreamy sigh... Blushy* <3 ^______^
Me: Oh yeah, Nyx too.

[Shenea Itotia]

Me: *watching ze behbeh on the floor on her gym mat*
All: *staring at this child they know so much about but have apparently never seen until now*
Cyan: And you WANT one of those?
Gwen: *dreamy sigh* Somedaaaay...*coos at the baby*
Nene: *folds her arms over her chest* I can't believe you were thinking about giving me one of those NOW.
Me: Still thinking about it, just dunno if it'll work out that way or not. Maria and I are still flirting with ideas between you and Sebby.
Nene: Oh lovely...
Izzy: *looks miserable* Hyde's going to disappear?
Me: Huh?
Izzy: *continues to look miserable*
Me: Aw geeze, Iz...Coley and I just can't seem to get in your guys' groove is all.
Des: Don't feel bad, Izzy. All my guys just up and vanish too. I was the first character ever made and I get no love...
Me: Its not my fault. I opened a thread for you, I had great muse for you, and no one took the bait.
Des: *sighs*
Gwen: She's losing her socks again!
Me: Oi...*fixes this*
Cali: What are you doing to me?!
Me: Gettin' you some?
Cali: *face ignites*
Sage: Hey-
Me: I don't wanna hear about how unused you are.
Sage: ...I was going to say that the Hufflepuffs need a thread with our Head of House...
Me: Well that'd be great. 'cept I play a vast majority of the 'Puffs...
Rin: This is true. And why haven't *I* been used in forever?
Me: Because Cait is busy and she'll post when she has time and you'll live with it.
Rin: *pouts*
Me: Anyone else?
Skylar: I-
Me: I know.
Skylar: Well...ok then, I'm good.
Gwen: *squeals* So cuuuuuute!
Me: Homan, I'm too wore out for your energy, Gwennie.
Gwen: *continues to coo at the baby*
Cali: So when do I get my thread with the most adorable Hufflepuff in the world?
Me: As soon as Coley and I decide when and where?
Cali: Good. *nods*
Me: I suppose you'll need a break from all of the sexiness that's Ryver eventually...
Cali: *blushes* I don't wanna talk about it...
Me: Ok then. Anything else needed to be discussed? No? Good...*goes back to watching the baby*

[Antonio Dante]

London:So...Haven't done a CM in awhile!
Remus:London...You're dying...Why are you so happy?
Elijah:*smirks* Because she has her boy toy back...
Ryne:Boy toy?
Me:Ok..Wait! Everyone who's being deleted this week get out...

*pause*

Ok...Who's left?
London:Uh...me..But I'm dying!
Me:But I love you so you stay.
Elijah:Hey...I'm here too...
Antonio:*coughs* Present
Me:ANTONIO!!!*huggles him*
Antonio: I missed you too, Patty...
Me:It's Patricia now.
London:Life is good!!
Elijah:Just because you have Mac back doesn't make you the queen of the world.
London:On the contrary...It does make me the queen of the world.
Me:And I have Mac AND Antonio back!
Antonio: But you love me more than him...Right?
Me:Well........He was here first. So...
Antonio:I can't believe it! I'm beaten by a man that isn't even foreign and doesn't have my cool accent!
Me:Antonio, I still love you....It's just
Antonio:I don't want to here it...
Elijah:This sucks
London:No, it doesn't *dances*
Elijah:I hate her when she's happy...

[Madison Lenger]

Maddie: *glaring darkly*
Me: *without looking at her* Don't look at me like that.
Maddie: I'm collecting dust!
Me: I'm sorry, I don't know what else you want me to do for you.
Maddie: Develop a plot!
Me: Based around what? *glances up to watch the Malvae twins pass by*
Maddie: I don't know! Didn't you have any plans for me?!
Me: No? You had a pretty face. Unfortunately my desire for characters is based off the faces I see, not some new plot I sponatenously think of and need a new face for.
Maddie: Augh! >_<;
Cali: *humming, eyes half lidded*
Cyan: *frowning, arms folded*
Sage: *refusing to look up*
Nene: *scowling*
Me: Oi! Don't all of you start too! I'm a busy woman!
Cali: Mhmm...
Me: Oh hush.
Gwen: *seeming pleased and amused*
Me: And as for you, *turns to Shenea* You have a plot under-way! Just chill!
Nene: *snorts*
Me: The rest of you, I'm trying, okay? Get off my back!
Des: The point of this, was...?
Me: Just to clear the air a little, I guess. Verbalize my mental suffering?
Sky: You know, they say Skylar is crazy because of me...yet here all of you are, posting for your characters that are having conversations with you. Doesn't that classify for a trip to the looney bin?
Me: ...probably.
Sky: *nods* Just checking.

[London Kale]

Me:*playing tetris*
London:*huffs*
Me:What?
London: I just want to know what you're going to do with me next year..
Me:Oh, well, you're going to be a normal teen...
London:Really?
Me:Yep. You will go through the hormonalness that is your year.
London:So nothing exciting will happen?
Me:Not really...with my other charrie..
London:Another character?
Me:Don't worry, it's a girl and I'm not keeping anyone but you two.
London:Who is the one you're trying to replace me with?
Me:I'm not replacing you...
London:Yeah, that's what you say...
Zadie:Hi...
Me:Now, Zadie is going to be the Death Eater.
London:What? She looks like a wimp!
Me:Exactly. Can you imagine the trouble of being forced to do something you don't want to do?
London:You've forced that on me before...
Me:Well, Zadie is going to have a hard time...
Zadie:I-I am?
London:Yeah, you die...
Zadie:WHAT?
Me:London's lying...you might not die...
Zadie:Do I get a choice in this?
Me/London:Nope..
Zadie: Oh gosh...