Character Madness

[Isabella Malvae]

Izzy: 'Ey! Since when am I a man?!
Ilia: ...You are a little butch sometimes, Izzy-bella.
Izzy: Shut up, I am not!
Sky: ...Uh...Whatter we doin'?
Me: Hm? Oh I'm just responding...trying to keep things under wraps.
Skylar: *yawns* Mmm....tea...
Des: Ha! I came back! Neener, neener, neener!
Me: Mhm, and no one wants to RP with you.
Des: Wha...? *looks heartbroken*
Me: *cackles* Buwahaha!
Sky: Man...and I thought *I* was mean.
Ilia: Yeah, Ellen, Des looks like someone kick her puppy.
Me: Ah she'll get over it.
Izzy: Geebus you're pissy when you're sick.
Me: Nah uh, I'm just obnoxious right now, that's all.
Ilia: *giggles rather suddenly* Izzy's gotta boy-toy!
Izzy: *flushes all the way to her ears* He's not my boyfriend...
Me: Not yet. But we're working on it.
Izzy: *blushes darker*
Ilia: Ehehehe! *points and laughs*

[ben]

Ben: Gina, doesn't Ilia have a relationship started up now with Otto?
Me: Yeah, I don't know why Ilia was laughing so hard.
Elita: But that's not the point, because BENNY HAS A GIIIRRRRLLFRRIIIEEEND!
Aysel: I'd RP with Dessy...
Lyric: Me too!
Ben: Hey, hey, hey! I thought this Character Madness was supposed to be about me!
Me: Shut up, wanker.
Ben: WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME THAT!!!
Lyric: *Shy giggle* Otto started it...
Me: *Laughs* She's right, Ben.
Elita: Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker!
Aysel: I'm going to RP with Dessy.
Ben: I'M NOT A BLOODY WANKER!

[kittycat]

Kitty: COME ONNNN!!! Make more threads!
Me: I will... as soon as I get my plots straight...
Kitty:.... YOU'RE PLANNING TO MAKE ANOTHER CHARACTER?!?!
Me; Maybe.... >.> <.<
Kitty: But... I'm the special one! I share the same first name!
Me: .... >.> <.< It's not clear yet...
Kitty: YEAH RIGHT! You already have the celeb picked out and the personality!
Me: And so? Why are we pointlessly bickering?
Kitty: Well.... anyways-
Me: But the new character's prolly gonna be a guy!
Kitty: And so???
Me: he's going to have a great singing voice... and he might be rather cute... *smirk*
Kitty: I WILL NOT BE BOUGHT OVER BY LOOKS!
Me: ... Darn.... um....
Kitty: I win!

[SORTING HAT]

Me: HAPPY NEW YEAR! *blows kazoo*
Lisette: hmm?
Charity: New year.
Lisette: But its not even Christmas for me yet!
Me: Psshh. You're back in time.
Charity: Oh and just wait for what comes after the Ball...*smirk*
Lisette: oh? What happens?
Me: SHHH!!!!!!! *glares at Charity*
Charity: Sorry...
Lisette: What happens?!
Me: Hush.
Lisette: But-
Me: HUSH!
Lisette: *grumbling*bossy
Me: xP

[Bellatrix Black]

Me: (=^_^=) KITTY!!
Cissa: >.> Why am I even talking to you?
Bella: God. Your wierd...
Me: D: You two are mean! I am in a good mood!!
Cissa: *Scoffs*
Bella: I could be hexing mud bloods but here I am talking to you.
Cissa: I could be snogging with Lucius in the commons at 3am.
Me: XDXD Are you sure it was 3am?
Cissa: Uh. Well. No. But... Grrr. IT WAS LATE OKAY!!
Bella: Pfft. Not like you could tell time anyways, you were to busy melting. *Smirks*
Cissa: >.>
Me: Ooohhh... Burn... XD

[Lan Dawkins]

Me: I would post in classes, but I already have a hard time keeping my threads up.
Lan: So we're going to not learn anything this year?
Me: What's a little ignorance done to hurt anyone?
Liesl: I.... I think I have a bad crush on Jude.
Andromeda: Naw, really?
Me: Well you like Ted.
Andromeda: I know. Shut up.
Lan: What's this I hear about drama approaching for me? What's with you and drama?
Me: *smirks* You'll know when the time comes. And it's fun!
Lan, Liesl, Andromeda: To you.
Me: Shut up.

[Rabastan Lestrange]

Me: So I'm sitting on the plane with nothing to do, writing this in my handy comic/New Year's Resolution/basically RP-centric notebook.
Alex: Yay! Notebook!
Rabastan: I don't look like a woman anymore!
All but Rabastan: *snicker*
Rabastan: Don't mock me! I'll kill you all! I mean it!
Jude: *dreamy look*
Nate: What's up with YOU?
Jude: *shifty eyes* Nothing, nothing at all.
Alex: I know that look! Jude's roooomancing!
Jude: Yeah, well, so are you, Alex.
Alex: I know! We're romance buddies now, Jude!
Jude: Erm...'kay.
Nate: Well, I have no romance!
Jeremy: State the obvious, Nate.
Rabastan: I'm kind of a manwhore. Does that count as romance?
Me: No.
Rabastan: But-
Me: No.
Jude: PWNED!
Nate: It's an USB Dongle Goblin!
Rabastan: And you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend.
Jeremy: You can't talk, Rabastan.
Alex: Neither can you, Jeremy.
Jeremy: Yeah, well, I've had two near-relationships.
Jude: What? Sorry, spaced out.
Me: Juuuuude likes Lieeeeesl!
Jude: o.O What is it with you and elongating words?
Me: I don't knoooooowww.
Alex: Haha, you like Liesl, Jude. You're blushing.
Jude: *blush* I'm not blushing! Besides, Alex, you like Dani.
Alex: Yeah, well...
Me: "I'm your Prince Chaaaarming!" *imitates Alex*
All but Alex: HAHAHAHAH.
Alex: *seethes*
Rabastan: Anyway, how many of YOU have seen a girl in a towel?
Me: That was Bellatrix. You're most likely going to get beaten into a pulp for it.
Rabastan: *sigh* Yeah...
Jude: All my loving, I will send to youuuuu...
All but Jude: Me? *point at self*
Jude: Ick. Blegh. Ergh. No.
Me: I'm...offended?
Jude: Oh. Well. No offense.
Rabastan: I'll send you all my loving, Penny! *sleaze*
Me: I'm...hesitant.
Alex: Rejectioooon, Rabastan.
Jude: *snickers*
Me: OH MY GOD! I WAS JUST READING THE INFLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE! ACROSS THE UNIVERSE IS PLAYING! I'M GONNA GO WATCH NOW. YEEE!
Jude: Did you hear that? She's gone to watch a guy who bears an odd resemblance to me.
Me: So, six hours later I'm still sleep deprived and I've got three hours to go on this plane. I'm disappointed. They didn't have Across the Universe after all (the guide was lies, LIES!) so I had to settle with 1408. I got so excited about watching Jim Sturgess, too.
Jeremy: Poor Penny.
Me: Shut up. *glare*
Alex: Penny's a temperamental sort, but I'm her favourite, so-
Me: You're not my favourite anymore. *guilt*
Alex: WHAT?! WHY!?
Me: Jude's my favourite now! =D
Jude: Yayy.
Nate: Too bad you're not Jude's favourite, EHH?
Me: *glare*
Jeremy: Anyway, Rabastan, when are you going to get a girl?
Rabastan: What? Me, tied down? Commitment? BAH!
Nate: He just says that to hide the fact that no-one's interested.
Rabastan: *hexes Nate*
Me: Thanks for that, Bas.
Rabastan: No problem, he's a bloody hypocrite.

[Rodolphus Lestrange]

RoRo: Why. Do. I. Have. This. Enfuriating. Nickname.
Me: *shrug*
Esme: Sooo.
Otto, busting out of closet he has been shoved in: WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN NEGLECTING ME?! I am bloody gorgeous, you can't IGNORE me!
RoRo: At least she doesn't want you as a meal.
Me: *Guiltily stops nibbling on Ro's hand* But you're so delicious, Johnny!
Esme: OMGZ. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JOHNNY DEPP?!
Me: ZOMGZ YES!!!
Esme: *looking at Ro* He'd be hot if he wasn't such a uke. Unlike Johnny Depp in all his glorious MAN-NESS
Me: *starts nibbling on RoRo's hand again* Ahmehn thoo zhat sthister.
Otto: *Watching scene in horror* I'm, uh. Going back in the closet.
RoRo: DON'T LEAVE ME HERE THEY'RE GOING TO VIOLATE ME!!!
Esme: Er. *looks around room*
Me: Shkylar s'hnot hyur.
Esme: *starts nibbling as well* Hye ish kwight tahsty
RoRo: OH MY GOD!!!
Me. *stops nibbling to slap RoRo* Stop wiggling or we'll actually hurt you. Or I'll get Bellatrix to pretend you're a window.
RoRo: *Sits absurdly still and stares off into the distance*
Me: *Resumes nibbling* Gvoothd Bohy.
Esme: *suddenly realizing* Where's Ted?
Me: Ummmm....

[lyric]

Aysel, Lyric and Elita: Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriiiieeeeend!
Me: Hey, guys, lay off of him, can't you see he doesn't like it?
Aysel, Lyric and Elita: *Stops for a second* *Glances over at Ben curled in a corner with his hands over his ears* Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend, Ben's got a girlfriend!
Ben: Shut up! Nobody likes you! You're just jealous.
Me: I'm jealous.
Ben: Really?
Me: Yes, very.
Lyric: You want a girlfriend?
Aysel and Elita: *Cracking up*
Aysel, Elita, Ben and Lyric: Gina wants a girlfriend, Gina wants a girlfriend, Gina wants a girlfriend!
Me: Shut up!! I hate you all! That's not what I meant! *Getting drowned out as chants get louder* *Covers hands with ears* LALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, LALALAAA.....

[alecto]

~Kate and Alecto, sitting across from each other, Me drowning myself in coffee, Abby watching~
Kate: -Stare-
Alecto: -stare boredly-
Abby: -to Nici- What is going on?
Nici: garglegargle gargle -drinks-
Abby: Hey! I'm the one who drinks! Not you! Where did you put my egg nog, yo?
Nici: -swallows- No more eggnog -drinks-
Abby: WHAT!!!!
Alecto: -picks at nails-
Kate: -Stares-
Alecto: -looks up again-
Kate: -stares-
Nici: Aww, man, no more coffee.
Abby: Good. If I can't drink neither can you.
Alecto: -picks up book- -ignores Kate-
Abby: So. What are they doing?
Nici: Like I know? What am I meant to do, keep tabs on you all?
Abby: Kinda. -.-
Nici: -shrug- -turns on music-
Alecto: -looks up at Kate- -rolls eyes- -looks down again-
Kate: -stares-
Abby: When is Penny coming home?
Nici: Tomorrow, so she said. Why?
Abby: Because you are meant to be more chipper when she gets back. And you are having a Penicola Party. That always lifts your spirits.
Nici: Mph.
Kate: -stares some more-
Alecto: -ignores-
Abby: Man, when is she going to stop?
Nici: Soon
Abby: How soon?
Kate: -jumps up and points at Alecto- I don't trust her!
Alecto: -Looks up, still uninterested-
Nici: And?
Kate: -pauses- She's evil.
Nici: And?
Kate: -confused look- Don't you care? She's learning bad stuff!
Abby: ...Bad stuff?
Kate: Abby! Not that bad stuff. Bad MAGIC
Abby: -mutters- right
Kate: -claps- Nici? Hello! SHE IS EVIL!
Nici: Eh, I know
Kate: I don't trust her!
Nici: You aren't meant to
Kate: I don't want her here!
Nici: I don't care. She's staying.
Kate: -gasp-
Abby: Haha.
Alecto: -Reads again-
Nici: Got that out of your system?
Kate: -glare-
Nici: good
Alecto: Riiiggghhhttt

[Kadey Sewell]

Alina: *sniff*
Char: What's wrong Alina? You NEVER cry
Kadey: Yer.. i always thought you were a typical tough slytherin
Alina: *sniff and nods*
Char: Well?
Mick: Come on you cal tell us
Char: Mick... you havn't quite been accepted. So untill then you gotta stay hidden
Mick: Where?
Char: Em... how bout my wardrobe?
Mick: *shakes head* it's full
Char: Hmmmm under my bed?
Mick: *shakes head again* nope... eric lives there
Char: Oh yer..... okay how bout by cabinet?
Mick: bit of a tight squeeze but okay
Alina: WAAAAAAAAAA
Char: Oh right sorry Alina... so... tell me what'[s wrong
Alina: Well.... i have a new celeb right?
All: *nod heads*
Alina: So i need a new sig right?
All: Yu huh
Alina: But i havn't got a new sig.... so i have no identity
All: *gasp*
Kadey: The horror
Mick: The inhumanity
Char: Why god why?!
Alina: *sniff*
Char: Don't worry Alina... i'll save you!
Alina: How?
Char: *dead silence*
Kadey and Mick: *quiet laugh*
Char: I just will okay

[Sage Doloran]

Rin: ELLEN! Can I talk to you for a minute please?!
Me: Uh...seeing as how I can't get away from the pleasant voices in my head? Sure.
Rin: What's this about becoming bisexual?!
Me: Uh...What?
Rin: ME!
Me: Oh, that. I blame sudden whims of inspiration.
Rin: But why ME?!
Me: 'Cause you're the only one who's not attached and Cait and I decided to make it so.
Rin: But...WHY can't you create another character?
Sage: NO! No more voices!
Ilia: But its so quiet in here.
Izzy: And that's how we like it.
Skylar: Quiet? Speak for yourself.
Sky: No one asked you.
Sirius: I'm so underused.
Me: Oh here we go...
Sirius: Well I am!
Me: That's because I can't pin Sarah down to start a thread with you and James! I wanna do some Marauder posting!
Sirius: So start a thread..
Me: I'm TIRED of starting all the threads! I think I've started nearly all of the ones I'm in!
Ilia: So selfish...
Me: *gasps* I am not! I just want someone else to help put some effort it! And I said NEARLY all the threads I'm in, not all of them, thank you very much.
Rin: Wait, how did we get off topic here?
Me: *points to Sirius*
Rin: *sighs* Bisexual?
Me: *nods* Most likely. *grins*
Rin: Oi...

[Bellatrix Black]

Me :: *Le Sigh*
Prof Isy :: What is your issue?
Me :: Don't ask...
Jayden :: Che cosa è errato il mio amico?
Bella :: SPEAK BLOODY ENGLISH YOU FOOL!
Cissa :: Now, now dear sister, her brother is with a Slytherin, don't be harsh.
Bella :: I CAN DAMN WELL BE HARSH IF I WANT TO!! I AM BETROTHED!
Cissa :: Oh, but it is to RoRo... Who happens to be Johnny Depp!!
Bella :: *Sighs* Your right...
Cissa :: Aren't I always. *Gloats*
Prof Isy :: Oh shove it and go sex up Lucius...
Cissa :: *Gasps* HEY! You can't talk to me like that! And we haven't had sex yet!
Bella :: *Smirks*
Me :: *Smirks* Yet.
Cissa :: *Blinks and scoffs as she walks away* Perverts.
Me - Prof Isy - Bella - Jayden :: *Snickers*
Cissa :: *Thorws pillow at*
Prof Isy :: So... What is wrong?
Me :: Nuffin, just sighing really.
Jayden :: Lo pensate sarete con Jeremy o con Liam?
Prof Isy :: *Rubs forehead* Please. You and MyLa are the only ones who understand what your saying... English please.
Jayden :: *Sighs* Do you think I will be the Jeremy or Liam?
Me :: *Shrugs* I don't know, likely no one for a long time... My characters get with people way too soon, I want a built up romace for you, seeing as Cissa and Bella are set.
Bella :: AGAINST MY WILL!!
Me: Johnny Deeeeepppppp!!!
Bella :: *Smirks* Riiiight... Mmm... Hell Yeah...
Prof Isy :: *Gags* Modesty please!
Bella :: *Scoffs* Why not flaunt what you got? *Saunters around*
Me :: *Shakes head* Why am I playing you?
Bella :: *Smirks* Because I am perverted, sadistic, and wicked...
Me :: *Nods* Good point.
Jayden :: *Sighs as she thinks about Jeremy*
Me :: o.O Wow... Uh... You okay?
Jayden :: *Blinks* Oh. Yeah. Moment.
Me :: *Smirks* Like you moment when you realized Jeremy was sexy when he smirked.
Jayden :: *Gasps and blushes, tossing a pillow at MyLa* SHHHH!!!
Prof Isy - Bella :: *Snickers*
Me :: OOOOOF Alright. >.> Your manogamous forever!
Jayden :: *Le Gasp* NO!
Me :: *Smirks* Behave and I might change my mind.
Jayden :: *Goes all innocent* Ego te amo!!
Me :: That is Latin... -_- Try again.
Jayden :: OOPS... :3 Ti amo!!!
Me :: *Nods* There you go...
Prof Isy :: So... Uh... Who *Coughs* What do you have planned for me?
Me :: *Shrugs* I don't know. I don't think the teachers can enter into relationships with each other...
Prof Isy :: *Gasps* BUT! GERARD BUTLER!!!!!!! *Cries*
Me :: *Blinks* Uh... Well... Uh... o.O
Bella - Jayden :: *Snickers*
Prof Isy :: He is soooo shag worthy!
Bella - Jayden - Me :: *Blinks* SHAG!? *Laughs*
Prof Isy :: *Shrugs* Whatever you wanna call it, and that accent. *Shudders*
Me :: God. Your as bad as I am.
Prof Isy :: Well, duh, you made me. *Smirks*
Me :: *Nod Nod* That I did.
Jayden :: Can I please not me manogamous?
Me :: I would never do that to you, but your not running off with anyone any time soon... And I think you might end up with Jeremy, seeing as Penny and I were working on that.
Jayden :: Will I still be friends with Laim?
Me :: Of course... Can't stay mad at him.
Jayden :: *Smiles* I am content.
Bella :: *Smirks* So easily pleased...
Me :: *Smirks* Johnnyyyyyy...
Bella :: Mmmm... Man meat.
Prof Isy :: *Sniffles* No yummy man meat for me...
Me :: *Shrugs* Sorry. Unless they let teachers hook up with teachers you ain't gunna be gettin' any.
Prof Isy :: *Goes off to pout*
Jayden :: *Watches and smiles* Cooonteeeent...
Me :: *Roles eyes*
Bella :: *Yawns* I am bored with you people. I am going to go find and in turn rape Johnn -- I mean Ro... *Smirks as she saunters off.*
Me :: CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING!
Bella :: *Looks back and smirks, winking* Oh. I know... *Walks off*
Me :: *Chuckles* I have so much fun with her, and with Cissa...
Jayden :: What about me?
Me :: *Nod Nod* Oh yeah, your stern disposition that seems to soften when lover boy Jeremy comes by is rather amusing.
Jayden :: Thought you said I would not be with anyone for a while.
Me :: I did, but that does not mean that you can't like him.
Jayden :: *Nods* Gotcha... *Frollicks*
Me :: o.O Wooooow...
Jayden :: Tralalalalalalalaaaaaa... *Frollicks off to find Jeremy*
Me :: Wow... Jayden walked off happy, Bella walked off horny and hopefully, Isy walked off in a tiff and Cissa walked off grossed out by our blatant but amusing perversion. How should I walk out? *Thinks as she dawns supergirl costume* FLY AWAAAAAYYYY!!! *Flies off* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -- OOOF!! *Runs into a building and falls to the ground* OWIE!! *Pouts*

[SORTING HAT]

Lisette: *glares*
Me: <.<
Charity: So...
Me: >.>
Lisette: *continues glaring*
Charity: *exasperated sight* Do you wanna talk about it?
Me: Not really, no.
Lisette: Well I DO!
Me: Not me! No talking can be done if I don't want it.
Charity: *sigh*
Lisette: WHY AM I PREGNANT?!?!
Me: *facepalm*
Lisette: I DIDN'T ASK TO BE!! MY LIFE WAS PERFECTLY FINE! I DIDN'T NEED THIS!! LAN'S GOING TO HAVE TO MARRY ME NOW BECAUSE OF THE BABY!!!
Me: *mutters* He'd have married you anyway.
Lisette: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Me: BECAUSE I TALK TO LINDSEY! And I've had it with you missy. You can't talk back to me!
Lisette: JUST HEAR ME!
Me: Well-! GO TO YOUR DORM! YOU WHINNY LITTLE CRY-BABY!
Charity: *gasp*
Lisette: FINE! YOU HORRIBLE, DRAMATIC, ATTENTION-SEEKING B*TCH!!! *grumbles away calling me horrid names*
Charity: *shaking her head* Lisette?
Me: *arms crossed angrily* Yes?!
Charity: Why do you get her so mad?
Me: <.< because it's fun *snickers*
Charity: *hard look* Be serious.
Me: *sigh* I dunno.
Charity: You should go in there and make up.
Me: Are you crazy?! Go make up with her? She's the fictional character! She's the one who should suck it up and go along. She's getting married!
Charity: At a young age. And she thinks its only because she's pregnant.
Me: Pfft. Stupid. Lan loves her. -_-
Charity: She should hear it from you.
Me: Is she blind?! I mean heck she has to see how much he does. Then she goes and blows him off in Potions.
Charity:....but you wrote that.
Me: But she was being rude.
Charity: What is this? 3rd grade?
Me: Kindergarten <.<
Charity: Well then act your age and be the bigger person.
Me: Naww. Its fun to be immature.
Charity: You are in such a foul mood! Why is that?
Me: *sarcastically* Well let's see. Work. Rain. Wet. Hunger. The list is endless, Charity.
Charity: One good thing must have happened today.
Me: I pissed Lisette off! xD
Charity: *hard look again*
Me: Nothing
Charity: You saw James today. Didn't you?
Me: -_-
Me: He was with his girlfriend.
Charity: *blinks* Oh. When did this happen?
Me: Last week apparently <.<
Charity: Well who is she?
Me: Some snot-nosed girl who doesn't care much about him and will most likely break his heart.
Charity: You're not too happy about this then.
Me: *sarcasm again* No! I'm jumping for joy. Completely ecstatic.
Charity: *sigh* You teenagers and your hormones.
Me: You....adults...and your....maturity <.<
Charity: *gets up and goes to Lisette* You ok?
Lisette: *crying into a pillow*
Charity: *hugs* There, there. It'll be alright. *strokes hair*
Lisette: *in between sobs* N-no i-it w-won't-t!
Charity: Yes it will. Just wait and see. You're going to marry Lan and have a kid. Then you'll become a Healer and have a few more kids later on.
Lisette: *wails*
Charity: *blinks* what?
Lisette: I-I'm NEVER h-having s-sex a-gainn! *wails more*
Charity: Psh. You say that now.
Lisette: *disgustedly continues sobbing into pillow*
Me: *eavesdropping at door* *cackles*

[Raiden Phoenix]

Raiden and Roxie, thinking about their respective threads with Rin: Dude, she soo wants me.
Roxie: *shoots Raiden a Look*
Raiden: *quirks an eyebrow* I had her first.
Roxie: Excuse me, I've had her since first year day one!
Raiden: but i ADMITTED that i liked her first, and she reacted to ME first. AND i didn't make her get up and run across the room.
Roxie: No, instead YOU chickened out. *mocking* 'ooh, I'm Raiden, I'm so manly. but i run from kisses'
Me: Hey now you two! Quiet down. Sharing is caring.
Lucius: *quirks eyebrow, goes back to reading in his corner*
Raiden: you're just being mean, now. You know i have issues with relationships. the French girl who ran away, Esme, Dessy, and now the one girl you'll let me keep turns out to be having a think with Rin as well? Bloody Sadist.
Me: Don't lie - you know you're a masochist at heart. And besides, it's not like you're exactly straight as a board either.
Roxie: *snort* more like a circle, him
Raiden: Hey! I'm straight!... mostly. Just a tiny bit bent, that's all. Lex tells me I'm 'hetero-flexible'
Me: *slow nod*
Roxie: O.o....?
Me: it means that he'll go with a girl 99% of the time, but he's not opposed to men.
Roxie: oh.
Raiden: *nods*
Lucius: bloody tainted Hufflepuffs.
Raiden and Roxie: Tainted?!?
Lucius: yes. not only do you both have muggle blood, you're both not straight. Thus, muggles aren't straight. no wonder wizards are so much better.
Raiden: at least we're not sexually repressed, Mr. Spazzes-out-and-bolts-across-the-room-from-the-girl-he-brought-into-his-own-bed
Me: I'm sensing a theme, here...
Roxie: yeah, and besides, there's no way you can dress like you do and be straight. And don't get me started on your hair. Hell, just look at your son, and all the fanfics with Har-*mmph*
Me: *pounces on Roxie* shut up! he's not supposed to know about that!!
Raiden: *facepalm*
Roxie: oomp. foorie
Lucius: ...son? .. *blinkblink* ... what do you mean about my hair?!? *runs to go check it*
Raiden: That's exactly what she means, mate... -.-;;
Me: *goes back to Torchwood fics* I <3 Ianto... He's sooo cute over Jack
Raiden: *to Roxie* Is it any wonder why none of her characters are completely straight?
Roxie: nope. none whatsoever. >.> <.< Rin's mine!
Raiden: No! I had her first! But I'll share her with you...
Roxie: What, you mean like i get her Monday, Wednesday, Friday, you get Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and we leave her be on Sunday?
Raiden: *pours out coffee* No, what i mean is... *gestures Roxie away to scheme*
Me: Rai, you're channeling Ianto. none of us LIKE coffee, here... *goes back to Janto cuteness*



... there's a reason I shouldn't be allowed to get bored, or think too much....