Post by Student Body on Apr 15, 2009 14:09:16 GMT -5
AUBURN PREP
Type:: Boarding school
Gender Ratio:: Males7:7Females
Literacy Level:: Semi-Literate and Up (Up is appreciated).
Full Cannon Spots:: 6/6
Made-Ups:: 8/?
Dear _____,
We are enthused to welcome you in to the Auburn Preparatory Class of 20--, and to celebrate your journey as a Blue Jay. We at Auburn feel that success is just within your reach and you can just grab it from in front of you...
Blah, blah, blah.
New Kid:
As far as we're concerned, you suck. Prove us otherwise, but know this:
We won't make this sweet, but we will make it short. Auburn isn't for the faint of heart, and it'll be obvious to you on your first day of attending. The administration wants you to think we're all fine specimens of young Ladies, and Gentlemen, but the fact of the matter is, even they know better.
Most of us are here because our parent's can't handle us. We may have had the best upbringing imaginable, but like any spoiled rich kids, our upbringing goes out the window in our adolescent years. It's sad, sure, but a fact is still a fact. Who would want to go to some stuffy old boring, boarding school where nothing good ever happens? Not I. Or we...
A smile to your face means only one thing here, a knife to your back. You think your friends like you, but the matter of the fact is we probably don't. Don't feel so worried, you're the new kid. It's just a right of passage, we all went through it, and it's only fair that you do too. Trust me, the hard part will be over soon. No more crying to daddy about the girl who ruined your new bag, or the guy who stole your girlfriend, you'll come to learn that, that's just how we roll here.
No other school, can even rival our social calender. Each year there are a few school sponsored dances, but so many parties sponsored by students, it'll make your head spin. Wild nights can lead to wicked wake-ups, so be aware of who comes back to the dorm with you, after one of the bashes. Trust us, it's another thing that's happened to us all.
We at Auburn rank superior to schools across the nation, in academics, sports, attitude and not to mention good looks. Being accepted here, is like getting in to heaven... only not as holy. Trust us, Auburn will give you the ride of your life, but if you let it, it just may kill you.
Auburn Prep
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