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Post by logan on Apr 17, 2008 9:05:13 GMT -5
Because they are farts.
Why does my feet itch?
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Sebastian Duvalle
SLYTHERIN
7TH YEAR
As forbidden as the fruit of knowledge
Posts: 79
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Post by Sebastian Duvalle on Apr 19, 2008 2:51:46 GMT -5
It doesn't. It's your idea.
Why do signatures exist?
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Post by logan on Apr 19, 2008 11:13:08 GMT -5
So we don't forget how to spell our name.
Why is there 26 letters in the alpabet? and why can't I even spell that? :/
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Sebastian Duvalle
SLYTHERIN
7TH YEAR
As forbidden as the fruit of knowledge
Posts: 79
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Post by Sebastian Duvalle on Apr 19, 2008 11:57:08 GMT -5
Because 27 is an ugly number, and because when your momma told you to go to school, you actually went to the ice-cream man.
Who's your daddy?
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Post by jema on Apr 19, 2008 14:36:12 GMT -5
Not Sebastian cause he's impotent!
Alright so you opened yourself up for that one. Couldnt help it.
Why am I such a Despie?
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Sebastian Duvalle
SLYTHERIN
7TH YEAR
As forbidden as the fruit of knowledge
Posts: 79
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Post by Sebastian Duvalle on Apr 19, 2008 15:09:30 GMT -5
PPFT. You're not a Despie, you are a TNT pie and people come to watch you explode. Muaha.
Why does toilet paper sometimes have flower patterns?
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Kayleigh Murphy
GRYFFINDOR
6TH YEAR
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
Posts: 170
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Post by Kayleigh Murphy on Jun 26, 2008 23:54:21 GMT -5
because poop really smells like roses
where does the universe stop?
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Post by Gloria MacAvoy on Aug 9, 2008 0:25:52 GMT -5
at a resturant, duh.
Why is is going to rain again?!
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Post by Alexander Thomas on Aug 9, 2008 5:13:57 GMT -5
The government's firing rain missiles into the clouds again.  Why do I keep losing image codes? >.< |
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Post by lisette on Aug 9, 2008 17:23:31 GMT -5
Because those evil goblins keep hiding them from you when you're not looking!  Why don't Spanish songs translated into English sound as romantic? |
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Kayleigh Murphy
GRYFFINDOR
6TH YEAR
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
Posts: 170
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Post by Kayleigh Murphy on Aug 11, 2008 15:19:45 GMT -5
because it rhymes in spanish
why is college so expensive?
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Raiden Phoenix
SITE STAFF
6TH YEAR
Enemy of The Sorting Hat
Posts: 227
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Post by Raiden Phoenix on Aug 11, 2008 16:16:01 GMT -5
because f it wasn't we'd have a bunch of idiots going and taking away jobs from people who might actually know what they're doing.
why did i get so much more tan from one day outside than i have the rest of the summer?!? >.<
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Kayleigh Murphy
GRYFFINDOR
6TH YEAR
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
Posts: 170
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Post by Kayleigh Murphy on Aug 11, 2008 16:26:49 GMT -5
because the sun was happy today.
why is my dog afriad of the thunder?
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Nyx M Treassa
GRYFFINDOR
5TH YEAR
Wolves dine on anything when they are hungry. She fed from me.
Posts: 95
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Post by Nyx M Treassa on Aug 19, 2008 22:39:06 GMT -5
Because his animal instincts tell him the truth: It's not lightning that makes thunder, but a giant cloud-man ready to nom his doggy brains out.
What is up with mullets?
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Kayleigh Murphy
GRYFFINDOR
6TH YEAR
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
Posts: 170
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Post by Kayleigh Murphy on Aug 23, 2008 22:31:20 GMT -5
They're business in the front and party in the back, duh
how many licks to the center of a totsie pop?
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