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Post by Alexander Thomas on Feb 19, 2008 6:35:13 GMT -5
It makes your ears pop. LOL. Yes. I know. I'm THAT witty, really.  Erm...why does math exist? >.< |
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Post by phillip on Feb 19, 2008 17:02:50 GMT -5
To tear the confidence of students down once the students learn that what they just covered last class is obsolete with this new information. I have math issues sometimes. Why does my internet turn off at 10pm? |
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Liam Konan
RAVENCLAW
Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom.
Posts: 128
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Post by Liam Konan on Feb 23, 2008 11:54:26 GMT -5
because if it didn't you would never go to bed
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Post by Alina Vania Kerl on Mar 27, 2008 10:42:40 GMT -5
-makes up new question cause Liam forgot-
where do babies come from?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on Mar 27, 2008 14:34:25 GMT -5
K-Mart.
why is it snowing after Easter?
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Sebastian Duvalle
SLYTHERIN
7TH YEAR
As forbidden as the fruit of knowledge
Posts: 79
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Post by Sebastian Duvalle on Mar 29, 2008 3:14:42 GMT -5
It's not that it snows after Easter, it's that Easter happens to be before the snow.
When were the first signs of language shown?
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Professor Michael Reed
PROFESSOR
ANCIENT RUNES PROFESSOR
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
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Post by Professor Michael Reed on Mar 29, 2008 11:23:46 GMT -5
on sitcoms
where is waldo?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on Mar 29, 2008 12:57:45 GMT -5
in your pants.
why are there over 500 channels available, but nothing to watch (with certain exceptions)?
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Post by Diomedea Rosier on Mar 29, 2008 13:48:45 GMT -5
Because people like to mess with our heads.
Why do you have something when you need it and don't have it when you do?
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Post by dove on Mar 29, 2008 14:15:12 GMT -5
Because the items can teleport just to piss us off.
How come most people automatically assume all Slytherin chica's are wh-...promiscous?
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Post by Diomedea Rosier on Mar 29, 2008 14:20:25 GMT -5
Because each has a model!gorgeous!kinky PB.
Which would you like to be? A rubber duck or a paper goose and why?
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Post by dove on Mar 29, 2008 14:26:36 GMT -5
A paper goose because rubber ducks are perverted since they get to go in baths with children.
Why am I not working when I said I was...
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Post by Diomedea Rosier on Mar 29, 2008 14:31:25 GMT -5
Because you are a procrastinator like me.
Why are male structure engineers so smexy? (Michael Scofield from Prison Break anyone? I should think so!)
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Post by phillip on Mar 29, 2008 20:52:56 GMT -5
They aren't.
Why do I have the cutest Voodoo Guardian Angel Earrings ever?
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Sebastian Duvalle
SLYTHERIN
7TH YEAR
As forbidden as the fruit of knowledge
Posts: 79
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Post by Sebastian Duvalle on Apr 8, 2008 4:53:46 GMT -5
Because you are a *witch*.
Why is time so relative and yet so stressful?
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