Character Madness

[aysel]

Me: Okay, Lyric, bone to pick with you...
Lyric: *whimpers* Yes?
Ben, whispering to Aysel from the next room: Is the Most Favored One getting in trouble?
Aysel: Shhh! I can't hear!
Elita: You both are so -
Gina: Elita! Shut up, I can't hear myself think!
Ben: Haha, Elita got in trouble.
Me: Now, as I was saying... you're a little jerk! I made you to have a crush on Declan, not some sixth-year Slytherin you don't even know! You're ruining everything!
Elita, Ben and Aysel: *GASP*
Lyric: What?! What are you talking about??
Me: Stop playing stupid!
Lyric: *Cries*
Ben: *Goes to comfort Lyric* Gina!
Me: Oh, stop it, Ben.
Ben: No.
Elita: Oh, shut up, Lyric, you're such a little -
Aysel: *hexes Elita*
Me: YOU'RE SO GROUNDED, AYSEL ORINA!
Lyric: *Still crying on Ben's shoulder*
Me: *Sigh* I've created a monster!
*All hell breaks loose*

Ten minutes later...
Lyric, whimpering: ...I do not smell like elderberries...
Me: Of course not, dear. Just you.
Ben: *Holds hand over Elita's mouth*
Elita: Ellerrerres!
Ben: *Duck tapes Elita's mouth shut* Shut it.
Me: ....kinky.
Aysel, Ben, Elita and Lyric: *GASP*

[skylar]

Terry: This place is crowded again...
Des: And it smells distinctly of slimy Slytherins....
Mar: *nods in agreement to this*
Terry: Hey! I am not slimy!
Cissa: Nor am I.
Sky: I can't say that I am or that I'm not...'cause either way I go, I lose.
Des: Ellen! We're being over run!
Me: *ignoring them- or can't hear them, one of the two*
Mar: You're on her left side, she can't hear you right now.
Des: Ah yes, Muggle Ear Infections...lovely.
Sage: HA! I TOLD you she loved me more!
Craven: Dude....she totally created us both!
Me: I got Craven to say totally...
All: *blink*
Des: Ignore her, she's not feeling well.
Craven: Ah...
Sage: *peering at the left side of Ellen's head* Why's she got cotton in her ear?
Terry: S'called and Ear Infection, genius.
Sage: Heal it?
Cissa: *drolly* No magic.
Sage: Right...
Des: Well, Sage has adopted the idiot persona this time around.
Craven: Yes, I get to be smart!
Des: Oi...

[lyric]

Gina: *miserably* Shut up, Elita...
Elita: *stares* I just called Ben a ----- and she didn't... I'm not in trouble?
Aysel, drawing something: She had a bad day, shut up.
Ben: What's wrong with you, Gina? And... why are you petting Lyric?
Lyric: *sitting on Gina's lap*
Gina, playing with Lyric's hair: Because I can.
Lyric: A little to the left...
Gina: *Complies*
Elita: What...?
Ben: Um, what's going on?
Lyric: She had a rough day a couple of days ago and now people are being mean to her.
Aysel: She'll snap out of it.
Gina: *Stares off into space*
Aysel: This is boring. *Walks over to Ben and starts making a marker-tattoo on his left upper-arm*
Ben: Aysel! What are you doing?! Stop it!
Elita: This looks fun. *Picks up another marker and starts on his right hand*
Gina: *Stares off*
Lyric: *purrs*
Ben: Gina! GINA! Aren't you going to stop them?!
Aysel and Elita: *Pinning Ben to the ground*
Ben: RAPE! RAAAAAPE!
Gina: *Looks at them and shakes her head slightly*
Lyric: What's rape?
Gina: Nothing, dear.

[kara]

Kara; Lyric, if you really want to know, I can't tell you. Even though I know. Because Cari doesn't want me to. And apperantly Gina doesn't want you to.
Me: Master. of. the. obvious.
Sil: Wait. *blink* How does she know something I don't?
Me: ...
Sybil! Finish my app!
Me Later.
Sy: Now.
Me: No.
Sy: Hmph!
SIl/Kara: *watching silently* ...
Kara: SInce when did Sybil start being grumpy?
Sil: ...
Me: Dunno.

[Ilia Malvae]

Cray: Ahahaha! It's the midget!
Ilia: *frowns* I am not a midget...
Terry: *staring at the sibling pair* She's like his Mini Me....
Mar: *starts, blinks, turns to observe*
Des: *reading contently* She doesn't look that much like him, people.
Ilia: Thank you, Des!
Des: Mhm...
Cissa: We did NOT need another voice in here...
Skylar: You know nothing about voices and lack of space...
Nene: I don't think you two were being included.
Sky: We are not a two...we are a one.
Sage: And you sound so schizophrenic when you say it like that...
Skylar: Well its true.
Terry: Then why is Ellen posting for you as two different people?
Me: Because they're two different personalities and you wouldn't be able to tell them apart unless I posted separately for them.
All: Ah...
Ilia: What am I doing here? Where's Izzy?
Cray: Absent.
Me: Yes...I need to make a request for her...
Nene: Yes, for we do NOT need more space taken up in here.
Cissa: You're one to talk. We didn't need you either.
Nene: I was created fairly just like the others. Much thought was put into my creation.
Me: Actually I just copied and pasted a lot of what I already had from your last profile and simply added to it.
Cray: Smoked...
Sage: Totally...
Me: I got Sage to say totally!
Ilia: ...
Des: *sighs* Are we done?
Me: *blinks* Was that everyone?
Mar: Yep.
Me: Then we're done. *nods*

[nici]

Kate: -cough- slacker
Abby: What? Who you calling a slacker?
Kate: I wasn't talking about you, stupid
Abby: Oh... Who wer you talking about then?
Kate: -looks pointedly at Nici-
Me: What?
Kate: You are SLACK!
Me:What? No I'm not!
Kate: You havn't roleplayed for ages, ever since you wrote up that post for me in the prefect lounge, and it didn't send properly and you couldn't be bothered to write it up again. And before that, NOTHING since the thread with Sage, which has sort of stopped. WHY!!!
Abby: Actually, she has been posting...
Kate: Whhaaaaatttt?
Abby: -smug- well, she has been posting... with me
Kate: dsHSADGHJKFXGJFGJSZDFKNXDVKJ?
Me: -sigh- yes.
Kate: -face turns purple- Wobba wobba? -eye twitch- Moomooo? FHsggsfgAFGZFSGasg!!!
Me: I'm sorry!
Kate: -crosses arms and turns away.
George: -walkes in- HeyHey!
Kate: Who the heck are you?
Abby: -giigle-
Kate: -snapps- What?
Me: Uh, that's a new character...
Kate: huff. -turns away-
Tyson: Why did she do that?
Abby: Tyson, tyson, tyson. My naiieve cousin
Kate: Oh great, another one. I did that because I NEVER GET TOLD ANYTHING ANYMORE!!! And who the heck are you anyway?
Me: Abby's cousin
Abby: -idly tapping fingers- and a werewolf...
Kate: -screams- -hides under desk-
George: So, what's the deal?
Me: MEh,I'm bored.
Kate: Hey, you are a hufflepuff!
George: Yeah, I am.
Kate: -Jumps out and hugs- Yay!
George: Uhum... yeah.
Me: I'm going back to listening to bananaphone.
Abby: Me too
Tyson: Whatevs.

[otto]

Me: Okay everyone, this is Othello. You can call him Otto though
Esme: I think I'm going to swoon. Ted, you need to catch me, okay?
Ted: Right. *catches*
Me: *Rolling eyes* Ted, you can just shove her in a corner somewhere....And Otto, I'd pray right about now.
Otto: Why?
Me: Because When Skylar sees Esme passed out in a corner he's going to go ape-sh*t on you.
Otto: It wasn't my fault you created me as a sex god!!!!
Me: Actually, that was more of Ellen's fault, actually.
Ted: When do I get to snog Andromeda?
Me: Ted, be quiet and just hide Otto somewhere, please.

[Ilia Malvae]

Ilia: Ooooottooooooo! *flails, grinning*
Craven: *blinks* What's she doing?
Des: *smirks behind her book* Fawning.
Craven: Wha- *glances that way, double-takes, then scowls*
Me: Hey, hey! It is no fault of mine if I have fantastic taste and Othello up there caught the bunt of my spur-of-the-moment genius.
Terry: He is rather gorgeous for a Fifth year...
Skylar: *wanders in, pauses* Hey! What's wrong with Esme?!
All: *pause, stare*
Me: Where the hell have you been?
Skylar: *without looking at her* Therapy, now answer my question!
Ilia: S'Otto!
Skylar: What the hell is Otto?
Craven: The fifth year I'm about to murder.
Sky: w00t for murder!
Ilia: No! Hide, Otto, hide!
Me: *sighs* S'my own soap opera...all up here...*taps the side of her head*

[Kadey Sewell]

Me: Well this will be boring. I only have one character
Kadey: Hey! That's not nice!
Me: Oh. Sorry Kadey
Kadey: You should be *cries* and i'm haiving such a tough time. My father's dying
Me: Oh stop crying. I role play your character on all Marauder sites with the whole dying father story. You should be used to it by now
Kadey: Well i'm not. Would you like your father dying all the time
Me: Well no. But he'd only die once
Kadey: That's so unfair
Me; Oh go away
Kadey: Can't. I'm inside your head (evil laugh)
Me: *screams* Get outta there!
Kadey: Nope *searches through head* WHAT!
Me: *gulp*
Kadey: I'm gonna die after giving birth to my 4th child. I'll be murdered! That's so unfair. 1st my father, then me.
Me: That's not all. See who your married to.
Kadey: NO WAY! That's never going to happen. I won't let it
Me: *smiling to self* tough. I'm the one with the imagination and the ability to write it down
Kadey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ilia Malvae]

Des: Oh you think you have it bad? My mother was cursed to death, my father was hexed into insanity, and its all due to the treachery of my older sister. My brother is usually MIA and I typically have to spend all my Holidays alone- all the time.
Cray: *makes a face at her* You're such a drama queen...
Des: *gasps*
Me: Harsh, Cray...
Cray: Well I mean really...we all know your story, Des, get over it.
Des: *glares*
Cray: And we all know you're supposed to die after Aamoree is born, and-
Des: But I DIDN'T this time!
Cray: That's on the other site-
Des: Which is connected to this one!
Cray: WAS connected to this one. Get it right.
Des: -_-;
Ilia: Oooottooooo....

[Kadey Sewell]

Kadey: *laughs* wow you have got it bad. But i've got it bad too, you should see inside Char's head. She has loads of stuff planned for me
Me: It's what any good writer would do. PLAN ahead
Kadey: Can't you just go with the flow
Me: I do, when someone changes something in our... your stroy my mind races ahead and thinks up athousand different possibilities
Kadey: Yer thats REALLY going with the flow
Me: Don't be mean or i'll kill you now
Kadey *begging* please don't. If i die now who will seer Lucinda?
Me: True.... fine u'll stay alive but you can forget about your trip to LA
Kadey: Noooo! That's so unfair
Kadey: Yup. I'll take Straloch and Alina instead
Alina: But you havn't created me yet
Me: I will do soon. Either tomorrow or next week
Straloch: And you might not even create me
Me: I will Straloch. Believe me. But i'll do it when Kadey becomes an adult
Straloch: But that's years away
Me: You'll still be mentioned though
Straloch: ..... oh ok, I guess that's fine
Alina: Yeah. I guess it is. *rubs hands* i can't wait to get free and cause havok
Me: Now Alina, when i do create you, you cannot run around killing people straight away okay?
Alina: Fine. I see what you mean Kadey. Char IS unfair
Kadey: Hey you don't have to tell me, your new. She only made you on another site last week. I've had her for a year.
Me: Will you guys stop!
Jade: heya what's going on?
Me: Go away you. Your on the wrong site and the wrong era.
Jade: Oh great fine! Reject me why don't you. I've been your main character for what? 6 years and now your just tossing me away. lets go guys.
Straloch: Yeah
Kadey: Sure
Alina: Like you even have to ask.
Me: Wait... come back...... please

[lyric]

Lyric: Gina, what's going on?
Me: Shut up.
Lyric: What??? *Cries*
Elita: Shut up, Ricky.
Aysel: *backhands Elita* You shut up.
Ben: Hey, hey, hey!! That's ENOUGH!
Me: Thanks.
Aysel and Ben: What's going on?
Me: Shut UP!
Elita: Stop keeping us in the dark!
Me: No. You don't need to know.
Lyric: Is it a boy?
Me: No... since when do my problems ever revolve around guys?
Ben: Duh, she's a les -
Aysel: *backhands Ben*
Lyric: What? She's a what?
Me: Nothing, Lyric. *exasperated*
Elita: Is that what's wrong?
Aysel: Like you care!
Me: SHUT UP!! No, it's not.
Ben: Suuuure.
Me: Ben, go to your dorm. You're grounded.
Lyric, Aysel and Elita: *drops chin to ground and scampers off*
Ben: What happened to YOU?
Me: SHUT UP!!!
Ben: No.
Me: Yes.
Ben: Yes?
Me: Yes.
Ben: So you really are -
Me: GO AWAY!
Ben: Jeeze, Gina, don't have a cow!
Me: Too late, I already bought the farm.
Lyric: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *SOB*

[Kadey Sewell]

Me: Sigh, my head is sooooo empty these days
Kadey: Hi. We've decided to come back
Me: KADEY! *glomps*
Kadey: *ish glomped* Wow, didn't know you missed us THAT much
Me: I've been so lonely and bored.
Kadey: Awwww
Me: Guess what!
Alina: OOO I know!
Kadey: What?
Alina: She's created me now
Me: That was meant to be a surprise T_T
Alina: Well duh! I am going to know when you've created me
Me: That's true
Kadey: That's great Alina... now all that's lef tis...
Straloch: Me
*all nod*
Me: Don't worry. Like i said... as soon as Kadey is in either her 7th or left Hogwarts you'll appear
Straloch: But the prankster princess needs her prince
Me: and she will get it... in due time
Straloch: fine
Alina: So Kadey... i guess now that i've been created.... it means we'll be fighting alot when in character mode
Kadey: True, but hey at least when we're in Char's head we don't have to fight
Alina: Yup. You gotta love that girl, even if she's annoying sometimes
Me: I'm still here you know
*all laugh*

[lyric]

Lyric: Aysel, what's with Gina?
Aysel: She has something called bipolar disorder, see, that's -
Elita: Basically, she's screwed up in the mind. See what kind of a person controls us?
Ben: Elita, are you ever nice?
Elita: Ew.
Me: Hey, hey, enough.
Lyric: GINAAAA!
Me: Yeah, I'm back. *dreamy sigh*
Lyric: What's going on?
Aysel: She had a good few days.
Elita: Unfortunately, she's back here now.
Ben: Elita, you're terrible!
Gina: *hums* We were made to love and be loved...
Lyric: I love that song!
Aysel: Lyric, you're so lame.
Lyric: But I love that song!
Me: Isn't it wonderful? *Grabs Lyric's hands and dances with her*
Lyic: *Twirls*
Elita: Eww, happiness.
Ben: It's so refreshing!
Elita: To you.
Ben: You didn't have to deal with her for two months.
Elita: Oh, shut up, Mr. Martyr.
Aysel: Do you think she's doing too many drugs again?
Lyric: Again!
Me: Drugs are good..
Aysel: Don't listen to her, Lyric, she's out of her mind. What are you ON??
Me: Caaan you feel the loooove toniiiight..
Ben: *Accompanies on piano*
Elita: You all are sick and wrong! Very, very wrong!!

[kittycat]

Kitty: Wheeeeeeee!
Me: Oh no. I had to create a hyper Spazz Magee, which is like me.*ducks*
Kitty: *is levitated over my head* Whooooo- hoooooo!!!!
Me; Oy vey...
Kitty: *lands and glares* hey, at least I'm not one the peoples at school who give ya a bad time!
me: *nods* True, true. Now i think i'll finish your application.
Kitty: yay me! *clapclap* *grin* I wanna be a character!
Me: O.o Okay...
Kitty: *looks around* hey! Lots of people on here are good at writing funnies!
Me: *looks around too* hey! you're right!
Kitty; hey! Why aren't you good at writing funnies?
Kitty: hey- *is cut off as I roll my eyes and click post button*

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