Post by Alexandria Perret on Feb 29, 2008 19:04:55 GMT -5
You know what to do!! Vote for your favorite caption!!
CAPTIONS:
Posted by Kayleigh Murphy on Feb 15, 2008, 6:24pm
Mad Eye MoodY: Brooms at the ready?
All: AYE!
Mad Eye Moody: On your marks! Get set! SWEEP! Come on come on, let's go people, sweep that dirt. We haven't got all night.
Harry: *mutters* Why can't we just use magic?
Mad Eye Moody: What was that Potter? Was that a complaint? Youu are now dustpan Boy! Go fetch a dust pan for us to sweep this in. Let's go, let's go. Get a move on people.
Harry: How do I get myself into these messes?
Posted by Rabastan Lestrange on Feb 15, 2008, 7:06pm
Mad-Eye Moody: I now declare this broom contest open!
Harry: My broom's the best! It's a Fiiiiiirebolt! *smug*
Mad-Eye Moody: Mine's the biggest! Mahahah.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: I think my broom should be considered. It has a huge kink in it!
Tonks: *sigh* Is it this way with all men? If they're not comparing brooms, they're comparing their-
Harry: Uhh! *shifty eyes* Let's just get to Sirius' place, hey?
Posted by James "Prongs" Potter on Feb 16, 2008, 4:58am
Harry: d**n! I forgot my coat.
Moody: Leave it Potter, we need to go!
Harry: But Moody! Its colder than Voldemorts nippleout here!
Moody: I SAID LEAVE IT POTTER!
Harry: *mutters* Son of a banshee...
Moody: AND WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING WIZARD SWEARS?!?NO MORE POTTER PUPPET PALS FOR YOU!
Posted by Roxie Quintelle on Feb 17, 2008, 8:15pm
Tonks: *singing* you put your right foot in, you put you right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about!
Harry: >.> Is she always like that?
Moody: This is her being tame. Usually she's worse.
Tonks: You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around!
Harry: Yeah, I'll turn you around, alright, if you keep bloody singing....
Moody: Now Potter, strictly speaking, throttling the staff is my job*
Tonks: That's what it's all about! *clap* yaaay!
Harry: Now let's just hope she's too ADD to remember the rest of the words....
Tonks" You put you LEFT foot in, you put your...
Harry: *Dies*
Voldemort (off-screen): YAAAY!! Potter's gone and offed himself! I can now continue my plots for world domination! *sings* You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out....
Posted by Cooper Dawson on Feb 17, 2008, 8:40pm
Moody: Brooms are very dangerous Potter,
Tonks: *rolls eyes and thinks* Here we go again, we went through this every single time we rode a broom during training.
Moody: *continues babbling* At any second they could attack you.
Kingsley: *thinks in awesome Jamaican accent* What on earth is this crazy man babbling about? Although you have to admit, he's got style.
Moody: To make sure you're not going to be attacked by your broomstick you have to hold it far away from you and stare it down.
Random witch: *thinks also* Why am I even here? Who am I? Am I even part of the story? Did I show up for work at the right place? Who are these people?
Moody: Then, to be really careful you scream a few words at it, make everyone think your crazy, and then, only then will you truly be safe from your vicious brook stick.
Random Older Wizard: *blankly stares of into the distance thinking nothing*
Harry: *thinks* Bloody genius he is. I never knew broomsticks were so dangerous.
Posted by Liam Konan on Feb 23, 2008, 8:42am
Moody: Alright, everyone into a line! Good. Now, place your broom in your right hand and spin it between your fingers like so. *demonstrates*
Tonks: Mad Eye, you're forgeting the part about doing spirit fingers with your other hand. Here. let me show you. *demonstrates* And don't forget to sashay your hips.
Harry: Oh for the Love of Merlin.
Moody: This is the password, if you want to get into Sirius's house, you have to do the dance.
Shacklebolt: And you must march up to where the front door will appear while doing the can-can. *nods*
Harry: Let me guess, then we have to do the Elecetric Slide?
Moody: Who told you that? Who told you the pasword? We must tell Dumbledore security has been compromised. *grabs Harry and shakes him* WHO TOLD YOU THE PASSWORD! *drops Harry and looks around nervously* We must warn Dumbledore. *wringes hands*
Harry: I was just joking! Bloody Hell!
1st place: 50 points
2nd place: 30 points
3rd place: 20 points
4th place: 10 points!
2nd place: 30 points
3rd place: 20 points
4th place: 10 points!
CAPTIONS:
Posted by Kayleigh Murphy on Feb 15, 2008, 6:24pm
Mad Eye MoodY: Brooms at the ready?
All: AYE!
Mad Eye Moody: On your marks! Get set! SWEEP! Come on come on, let's go people, sweep that dirt. We haven't got all night.
Harry: *mutters* Why can't we just use magic?
Mad Eye Moody: What was that Potter? Was that a complaint? Youu are now dustpan Boy! Go fetch a dust pan for us to sweep this in. Let's go, let's go. Get a move on people.
Harry: How do I get myself into these messes?
Posted by Rabastan Lestrange on Feb 15, 2008, 7:06pm
Mad-Eye Moody: I now declare this broom contest open!
Harry: My broom's the best! It's a Fiiiiiirebolt! *smug*
Mad-Eye Moody: Mine's the biggest! Mahahah.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: I think my broom should be considered. It has a huge kink in it!
Tonks: *sigh* Is it this way with all men? If they're not comparing brooms, they're comparing their-
Harry: Uhh! *shifty eyes* Let's just get to Sirius' place, hey?
Posted by James "Prongs" Potter on Feb 16, 2008, 4:58am
Harry: d**n! I forgot my coat.
Moody: Leave it Potter, we need to go!
Harry: But Moody! Its colder than Voldemorts nippleout here!
Moody: I SAID LEAVE IT POTTER!
Harry: *mutters* Son of a banshee...
Moody: AND WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING WIZARD SWEARS?!?NO MORE POTTER PUPPET PALS FOR YOU!
Posted by Roxie Quintelle on Feb 17, 2008, 8:15pm
Tonks: *singing* you put your right foot in, you put you right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about!
Harry: >.> Is she always like that?
Moody: This is her being tame. Usually she's worse.
Tonks: You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around!
Harry: Yeah, I'll turn you around, alright, if you keep bloody singing....
Moody: Now Potter, strictly speaking, throttling the staff is my job*
Tonks: That's what it's all about! *clap* yaaay!
Harry: Now let's just hope she's too ADD to remember the rest of the words....
Tonks" You put you LEFT foot in, you put your...
Harry: *Dies*
Voldemort (off-screen): YAAAY!! Potter's gone and offed himself! I can now continue my plots for world domination! *sings* You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out....
Posted by Cooper Dawson on Feb 17, 2008, 8:40pm
Moody: Brooms are very dangerous Potter,
Tonks: *rolls eyes and thinks* Here we go again, we went through this every single time we rode a broom during training.
Moody: *continues babbling* At any second they could attack you.
Kingsley: *thinks in awesome Jamaican accent* What on earth is this crazy man babbling about? Although you have to admit, he's got style.
Moody: To make sure you're not going to be attacked by your broomstick you have to hold it far away from you and stare it down.
Random witch: *thinks also* Why am I even here? Who am I? Am I even part of the story? Did I show up for work at the right place? Who are these people?
Moody: Then, to be really careful you scream a few words at it, make everyone think your crazy, and then, only then will you truly be safe from your vicious brook stick.
Random Older Wizard: *blankly stares of into the distance thinking nothing*
Harry: *thinks* Bloody genius he is. I never knew broomsticks were so dangerous.
Posted by Liam Konan on Feb 23, 2008, 8:42am
Moody: Alright, everyone into a line! Good. Now, place your broom in your right hand and spin it between your fingers like so. *demonstrates*
Tonks: Mad Eye, you're forgeting the part about doing spirit fingers with your other hand. Here. let me show you. *demonstrates* And don't forget to sashay your hips.
Harry: Oh for the Love of Merlin.
Moody: This is the password, if you want to get into Sirius's house, you have to do the dance.
Shacklebolt: And you must march up to where the front door will appear while doing the can-can. *nods*
Harry: Let me guess, then we have to do the Elecetric Slide?
Moody: Who told you that? Who told you the pasword? We must tell Dumbledore security has been compromised. *grabs Harry and shakes him* WHO TOLD YOU THE PASSWORD! *drops Harry and looks around nervously* We must warn Dumbledore. *wringes hands*
Harry: I was just joking! Bloody Hell!
