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Post by superfudge on Feb 15, 2008 16:38:32 GMT -5
Okey dokey guys here we are, yet another caption contest. Yes, I can see the excitement in your eyes! I guess most of you already know how to play it and if you don't its pretty simple. Just look at the picture below and think of some sort of witty "caption" to go with it. Post it and in a week or so I'll close it and we'll all vote on the best ones =] You get points too! 1st place: 50 points
2nd place: 30 points
3rd place: 20 points
4th place: 10 points! So yeah... fingers at the ready..... GO!  |
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Kayleigh Murphy
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6TH YEAR
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
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Post by Kayleigh Murphy on Feb 15, 2008 21:24:55 GMT -5
Mad Eye MoodY: Brooms at the ready?
All: AYE!
Mad Eye Moody: On your marks! Get set! SWEEP! Come on come on, let's go people, sweep that dirt. We haven't got all night.
Harry: *mutters* Why can't we just use magic?
Mad Eye Moody: What was that Potter? Was that a complaint? Youu are now dustpan Boy! Go fetch a dust pan for us to sweep this in. Let's go, let's go. Get a move on people.
Harry: How do I get myself into these messes?
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Post by Rabastan Lestrange on Feb 15, 2008 22:06:56 GMT -5
Mad-Eye Moody: I now declare this broom contest open!
Harry: My broom's the best! It's a Fiiiiiirebolt! *smug*
Mad-Eye Moody: Mine's the biggest! Mahahah.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: I think my broom should be considered. It has a huge kink in it!
Tonks: *sigh* Is it this way with all men? If they're not comparing brooms, they're comparing their-
Harry: Uhh! *shifty eyes* Let's just get to Sirius' place, hey?
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Post by superfudge on Feb 16, 2008 7:58:23 GMT -5
Harry: d**n! I forgot my coat.
Moody: Leave it Potter, we need to go!
Harry: But Moody! Its colder than Voldemorts nippleout here!
Moody: I SAID LEAVE IT POTTER!
Harry: *mutters* Son of a banshee...
Moody: AND WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING WIZARD SWEARS?!?NO MORE POTTER PUPPET PALS FOR YOU!
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Post by Roxie Quintelle on Feb 17, 2008 23:15:05 GMT -5
Tonks: *singing* you put your right foot in, you put you right foot out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about!
Harry: >.> Is she always like that?
Moody: This is her being tame. Usually she's worse.
Tonks: You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around!
Harry: Yeah, I'll turn you around, alright, if you keep bloody singing....
Moody: Now Potter, strictly speaking, throttling the staff is my job*
Tonks: That's what it's all about! *clap* yaaay!
Harry: Now let's just hope she's too ADD to remember the rest of the words....
Tonks" You put you LEFT foot in, you put your...
Harry: *Dies*
Voldemort (off-screen): YAAAY!! Potter's gone and offed himself! I can now continue my plots for world domination! *sings* You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out....
[[yeah, kinda added in voldie, there...^^;;
* yay for Torchwood quotes!]]
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Post by Cooper Dawson on Feb 17, 2008 23:40:36 GMT -5
Moody: Brooms are very dangerous Potter,
Tonks: *rolls eyes and thinks* Here we go again, we went through this every single time we rode a broom during training.
Moody: *continues babbling* At any second they could attack you.
Kingsley: *thinks in awesome Jamaican accent* What on earth is this crazy man babbling about? Although you have to admit, he's got style.
Moody: To make sure you're not going to be attacked by your broomstick you have to hold it far away from you and stare it down.
Random witch: *thinks also* Why am I even here? Who am I? Am I even part of the story? Did I show up for work at the right place? Who are these people?
Moody: Then, to be really careful you scream a few words at it, make everyone think your crazy, and then, only then will you truly be safe from your vicious brook stick.
Random Older Wizard: *blankly stares of into the distance thinking nothing*
Harry: *thinks* Bloody genius he is. I never knew broomsticks were so dangerous.
((And this is what happens when Samantha stays up to late and is avoiding studying for Cal))
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Liam Konan
RAVENCLAW
Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom.
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Post by Liam Konan on Feb 23, 2008 11:42:20 GMT -5
Moody: Alright, everyone into a line! Good. Now, place your broom in your right hand and spin it between your fingers like so. *demonstrates*
Tonks: Mad Eye, you're forgeting the part about doing spirit fingers with your other hand. Here. let me show you. *demonstrates* And don't forget to sashay your hips.
Harry: Oh for the Love of Merlin.
Moody: This is the password, if you want to get into Sirius's house, you have to do the dance.
Shacklebolt: And you must march up to where the front door will appear while doing the can-can. *nods*
Harry: Let me guess, then we have to do the Elecetric Slide?
Moody: Who told you that? Who told you the pasword? We must tell Dumbledore security has been compromised. *grabs Harry and shakes him* WHO TOLD YOU THE PASSWORD! *drops Harry and looks around nervously* We must warn Dumbledore. *wringes hands*
Harry: I was just joking! Bloody Hell!
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Post by Alexandria Perret on Feb 29, 2008 19:05:55 GMT -5
Submittions are closed. Go vote for your favorite caption!!
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