Caption Contest Seven

[SORTING HAT]

Here we go again. Caption Contest Seven. You all remember how to play, right? In case you haven't, here ya go.

We post the picture, you come up with the caption. We vote for the best caption. One vote per member. No using your other accounts for the votes. Later on an admin will count up the votes and announce a winner. He or she will get points for their house!

1st place: 50 points
2nd place: 30 points
3rd place: 20 points
4th place: 10 points

Caption away!

[Narcissa Black]

Hermione: Are you sure this is the fabric Dumbledoor was talking about?
Harry: This is it! I can hear it! Shh... Shh... Listen to it... It is speaking to me... It is saying... "Carpe Deim..." o.O WTF?
Hermione: It means Seize the Day Harry... Gosh, are you really that dumb? *Thinks* Why am I friends with him!?

I know it sucks. But meh...

[superfudge]

HERMIONE
"How're you feeling? OK? The key is to concentrate. After that, you just have to..."

HARRY
"Battle a dragon? At least I have my broom..."

HERMIONE
"Yeah... about that..."

HARRY
"What? Oh dear God I'm going to be eaten alive!"

[Raiden Phoenix]

Hermione: "Harry, are you alright? Those dragons are dreadfully dangerous."

Harry: *blink* "Dragons? ..... What dragons!?"

[Esme Allejandro]

Hermoine: "Hey, Harry...You know those silk boxers Sirius sent you as a gag gift?"
Harry: "Er, no. Sirius never sent me any silk boxers."
Hermoine: "Well, in that case, I definitley DIDN'T nick them from Hedwig, and definitley didn't give them to Ron."

[Matt L. Shibuya]

HARRY: *ZOMGWTF look* OMG, the wall's talking to me...