Ways to Annoy Voldemoty. A.K.A Ways to Get Killed

[superfudge]

If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'

Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'

Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.

[Kadey Sewell]

lol

get a picture of the phantom and ask him if their related

[superfudge]

Knit him a Gryffindor scarf and matching hat and gloves. Place s permanent sticking charm onthem when they're on =]

Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling

Hide his teddy bear.

EAT his tedy bear. Offer him some.

Decorate hi lair inpink frilly things