Kadey Sewell
GRYFFINDOR
6TH YEAR
Can You Keep A Secret?
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Post by Kadey Sewell on Sept 29, 2007 8:05:16 GMT -5
A.K.A Ways to get yourself killed  There is tons of ways to annoy Voldemort! I was wondering if any people had any ideas. 1. Tell him Dumbledor is right behind him. 2. Ask him how Harry Potter is. |
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Post by superfudge on Sept 29, 2007 17:15:41 GMT -5
Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
Call him Voldie-poo
Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
LOl I likes thios game!!!
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Lily Evans
SITE STAFF
7TH YEAR
HEAD GIRL
Posts: 164
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Post by Lily Evans on Sept 29, 2007 22:21:54 GMT -5
Laugh histerically, and when he asks you, 'What's so funny?' Tell him, 'I just read about a very evil villan who killed tons of people, but then he couldn't even kill a baby.' Before he responds add on, 'What kind of pansy villan is that, aye?'
((ugh, so lame))
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Ilia Malvae
GRYFFINDOR
5TH YEAR
Smile as though you mean it, and nothing can darken your day
Posts: 33
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Post by Ilia Malvae on Sept 30, 2007 21:14:21 GMT -5
Make shirts that read:"I ♥ Voldie" and make sure each of your friends has one in different colors.
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Post by superfudge on Oct 1, 2007 17:35:10 GMT -5
If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedroom door late at night.
Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling and grammer.
Sign him up for Little-League.
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Post by musicmeltdownx3 on Oct 1, 2007 18:21:26 GMT -5
Say Dumbledore is better then him
Were all the house colors exspet Slytherin, and acros you forhead write. SLYTHERIN SUCKS
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Post by superfudge on Oct 2, 2007 12:24:44 GMT -5
Paint a scar and glasses on his face when he's asleep.
Put polyjuice potion into his morning pumpkin juice. Make him turn into Harry or Dumbledore.
Stare at him lovingly.
Imperio wormtail to come onto him.
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Post by lyric on Oct 9, 2007 21:21:50 GMT -5
Point out a Rogain commercial to him.
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Kadey Sewell
GRYFFINDOR
6TH YEAR
Can You Keep A Secret?
Posts: 194
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Post by Kadey Sewell on Oct 15, 2007 11:01:26 GMT -5
sing potter puppet pals songs to him
wear a t-shirt saying 'Support Potter... Voldie Sucks'
Call him Voldie
Insist on making all the Death Eaters call him Voldie
if they don't force them
sing the baldie song when ever he is near
(for those who don't know it)
Baldie Baldie Over There.
What's It Like To Have No Hair?
Is It Warm, Is It Cold?
I Don't Know, Cause I'm Not Bald
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Post by luke on Oct 17, 2007 18:33:48 GMT -5
People to Kill:
1 - Kadey Sewell.
2 - James Potter.
3 - Lily Evans.
4 - Kristy Vander.
5 - Lyric Elodhi.
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Kadey Sewell
GRYFFINDOR
6TH YEAR
Can You Keep A Secret?
Posts: 194
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Post by Kadey Sewell on Oct 18, 2007 9:51:58 GMT -5
lol you'll never catach me!
1. Steal his wand
2. Break His Wand
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Post by musicmeltdownx3 on Oct 18, 2007 18:45:35 GMT -5
Give him a shirt that says Potter Rocks! (the ! would be a scar.)
P.S. This sis my last post then I have to leave the site.
Goodbye
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Post by lyric on Nov 19, 2007 18:44:38 GMT -5
Kiss him
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Raiden Phoenix
SITE STAFF
6TH YEAR
Enemy of The Sorting Hat
Posts: 227
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Post by Raiden Phoenix on Dec 19, 2007 22:26:43 GMT -5
address him only as Lard Value-Mart
*mooching off of Kadey* when he asks "Do you know who I am?!?!" respond with "Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh Volde, Volde, Volde, Voldemort! ba da duh duh dah" (to the tune of Lollipop)
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Post by Bellatrix Black on Jan 2, 2008 15:33:46 GMT -5
Remind him his dad is a muggle. As him how it feels to not have ears. Inform him he needs to get some sun. When he rants, scoff and say. "You need to get laid." |
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